The difference between guts and balls

**WRT** · 7th November 2005, 09:56

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with your mates,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
bum and having the balls to say, "You're next, fatty."

**SPman** · 7th November 2005, 10:08

Originally Posted by WRT

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
bum and having the balls to say, "You're next, fatty."

But - not for much longer............

**bugjuice** · 7th November 2005, 10:15

so both aren't really gonna end in my favour, should I choose to take your advice..?

**WRT** · 7th November 2005, 11:14

Originally Posted by bugjuice

so both aren't really gonna end in my favour, should I choose to take your advice..?

My advice is not to take a wife in the first place

so, either should work out fine. In fact, try both . . .

**bugjuice** · 7th November 2005, 11:28

depends on the definition of wife - the regular washing, ironing, f*ckin, etc, or the one you go to church with and marry..

**Korumba** · 13th December 2005, 17:07

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the rear and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

**flash** · 13th December 2005, 17:50

briliant dude

, well said

**froggyfrenchman** · 13th December 2005, 17:54

thats massive. well done

**ManDownUnder** · 14th December 2005, 16:51

Originally Posted by froggyfrenchman

thats massive. well done

Funny - the ladies say that to me too...

**GN1NiteStnd** · 15th December 2005, 17:07

Originally Posted by froggyfrenchman

thats massive. well done

*clears throat*

**devo** · 17th October 2007, 08:57

If this is a repost..too bad....I'm sure you'll live.

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next fatty."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.