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    Xmas-related Jokes

    Tampon manufacturers have announced a new version of their product with tinsel replacing the string. They state that it is just for the Christmas period.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    10...bla blah
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    The women amongst us might want to see this more that the male members...
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    Life is all about arse;
    you're either covering it,
    laughing it off,
    kicking it,
    kissing it,
    busting it,
    trying to get a piece of it,
    or behaving like one ....

    MERRY CHRISTMAS
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Tampon manufacturers have announced a new version of their product with tinsel replacing the string. They state that it is just for the Christmas period.

    Also, they are now making tampons out of stainless steel wool, ......for all the bright cunts out there
    ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Life is all about arse;
    you're either covering it,
    laughing it off,
    kicking it,
    kissing it,
    busting it,
    trying to get a piece of it,
    or behaving like one ....

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

    Bollocks, youre talking shit,going off half cocked!!
    ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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    This is my favourite
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    Or then again, this one's good too
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    These just in....
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Did you hear about the dislexic devil worshiper?

    He sold his soul to Santa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highlander
    Did you hear about the dislexic devil worshiper?

    He sold his soul to Santa.

    And the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stayed up all night pondering whether there is or isn't a Dog.

    Dylexics of the World Untie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf


    Dylexics of the World Untie!
    Oh! Oh! Oh!
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    A couple of oldies. The snowman is not really work safe - depending where you work of course.
    Have been virus checked.
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    Who wouldn't need help with a view like that
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