Doctor's Funeral

[DMNTD:Me]

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was
placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of
flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy,
and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the
coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of
the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?""I'm a gynecologist."

[badlieutenant]

was funny untill I actually thought about it, now i have nightmares.
It would bring new meaning to "like throwing a sausage up queens street"
a proctologist comes to mind as terrible alternative, eeewww