Figured that if those below are the results off sending it to 9, then I should get even better results posting it on here - especially with the likes of Buggy and MDU in the ranks!
This costs nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
INSTRUCTIONS:
Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don'tforget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is attop of your list.Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.
And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one ofthose that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
One guy for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 ofhisfriends got his original girlfriend back, still in the old dressinggown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and theaccusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, theinternational supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off hisold girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom hehadnot sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the guy that is in 6th place abovemehas already received 837 women and is lying in hospital sufferingfromexhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
(that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law,
and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not
hesitate........ send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuumcleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to useit.
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