Been trying to think of an amusing quip for this, but I can't - it just sells itself:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23562
Now, is anyone thirsty?![]()
Been trying to think of an amusing quip for this, but I can't - it just sells itself:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23562
Now, is anyone thirsty?![]()
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
um hmmm. not sure if it's my thing. smells like fish tastes like chicken.
Lost in USA
finger lickin good
That makes me feel ill just thinking about it.![]()
Seriously, she would have had to have one massive yeast infection to harvest a suitable amount of yeast to make beer with..... this smacks of untruthfulness to me.
and for the record.......... yuk !.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
I'm guessing she just took a smear and slapped it in a petri dish. At least I hope she did, because the alternative is just too sick to contemplate...Originally Posted by kronos
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
I've heard people describe beer as being as weak as gnat's piss before, but this is waaayyy too freaky to even contemplate.
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
The sad n sick little author of that little ad needs to get outside for some fresh air and take up a hobby like -Originally Posted by Beemer
Motorcycle riding perhaps?
No no that wouldn't improve anything, would it![]()
Everything is always okay in the end.
If it's not, then it's not The End.
Might I suggest a course of acidopholous (sp?) yoghurt?Originally Posted by Goddess of Goof
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
I feel nauseous!
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Quick, drink this.Originally Posted by Sniper
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
Thats not funnyOriginally Posted by parsley
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To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
It's bloody hilariousOriginally Posted by Sniper
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Everything is always okay in the end.
If it's not, then it's not The End.
How the hell do you guys find this shit???
It's just one of those days, where you don't wanna wake up,
everything is fucked, everybody sucks,
You don't really know why but you wanna justify ripping someone's head off
Mate, you aint seen nothin yet.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
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