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    Pussy Beer

    Been trying to think of an amusing quip for this, but I can't - it just sells itself:
    http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23562

    Now, is anyone thirsty?
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    um hmmm. not sure if it's my thing. smells like fish tastes like chicken.
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    finger lickin good

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    That makes me feel ill just thinking about it.

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    Seriously, she would have had to have one massive yeast infection to harvest a suitable amount of yeast to make beer with..... this smacks of untruthfulness to me.

    and for the record.......... yuk !.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronos
    Seriously, she would have had to have one massive yeast infection to harvest a suitable amount of yeast to make beer with..... this smacks of untruthfulness to me.
    I'm guessing she just took a smear and slapped it in a petri dish. At least I hope she did, because the alternative is just too sick to contemplate...
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    I've heard people describe beer as being as weak as gnat's piss before, but this is waaayyy too freaky to even contemplate.
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    Taking the piss !

    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    I've heard people describe beer as being as weak as gnat's piss before, but this is waaayyy too freaky to even contemplate.
    The sad n sick little author of that little ad needs to get outside for some fresh air and take up a hobby like -

    Motorcycle riding perhaps?



    No no that wouldn't improve anything, would it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Goof
    The sad n sick little author of that little ad needs to get outside for some fresh air and take up a hobby like -

    Motorcycle riding perhaps?



    No no that wouldn't improve anything, would it
    Might I suggest a course of acidopholous (sp?) yoghurt?
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    I feel nauseous!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    I feel nauseous!
    Quick, drink this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parsley
    Quick, drink this.
    Thats not funny
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Thats not funny
    It's bloody hilarious

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    How the hell do you guys find this shit???
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    everything is fucked, everybody sucks,
    You don't really know why but you wanna justify ripping someone's head off

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    Mate, you aint seen nothin yet.
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