Fun Things to do at the Drive-Thru

[GN1NiteStnd]

Fun Things to do at the Drive-Thru

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colourful
expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape.
Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and,
thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the
manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the
order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.

9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?")
before they get a chance to take yours.

10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and
a small medium fries, please."

11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of
line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.

12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them
several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure
it smells.

13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there
is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When
you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible
fashion.

15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim
the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone
speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.

17. one word: Flatulence!

18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window
to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on
the trunk.

19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking
VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes,
have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the
order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to
"check out the babe".

20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.

[bugjuice]

or ask to eat in..

take your push bike thru instead.. or just walk and stand in the que with the cars

Refer to the guy taking the order at Wendy's as Wendy..

order pizza instead at BK/McD


just some of the stuff I already do, to brighten their day and fuck with their minds

[GN1NiteStnd]

I know a guy that reverses thru the drive-thru.
But then he has a Mustang with steering wheel on the left side.

[Waylander]

Always thought it fun to go through on the bike and not shut it off while ordering.

[bugjuice]

could always drive thru and say 'nah, I'm ok.. just browsing/window shopping..'

or pull up to the window and throw them monkey nuts and shout 'look, a drive thru zoo!'

[SARGE]

insist that the order is " eat in please"

or make sure you keep repeating

thats takeaway OK????..you got that ??? takeaway??

[parsley]

"A full tank of Premium please, and check the oil".

[Waylander]

Always make sure that if you ask for no lettece, that they don't fucking put any lettece on it!! Fucking McDonalds. Would go back and throw it at the drive through person but it's too damn cold and don't want to get fully kitted up to stay warm.

[Cibby]

ok i'll admit


i was a drive through chickie for a few years and it is surpsing how many of these things occure when people are just being stupid and not even meaning to do it...

retards.!!!

[Waylander]

i was a drive through chickie for a few years and it is surpsing how many of these things occure when people are just being stupid and not even meaning to do it...

retards.!!!

Do they intentionally screw up orders or is that caused by something else?

[Jamezo]

It's funny cause I work at McDonalds.......

I've never seen any of that, but once a couple of drunk louts went through drive-through in a shopping trolley.

I'll have to remember that one about Wendy's if I ever go there.....

[Str8 Jacket]

ok i'll admit


i was a drive through chickie for a few years and it is surpsing how many of these things occure when people are just being stupid and not even meaning to do it...

retards.!!!

LOL! Yea I worked at BK Rotovegas for awhile myself *hangs head in shame*. I worked on drive thru during most of my shifts and we got lots of these "smart arses" I found most of it entertaining, but the funniest part was that most people don't realise that the whole kitchen can hear them as well as some customers, so the joke was sometimes on the customers if they were really being stupid/rude!