Deep Thoughts!

[Zed]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you’ll be right.

How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it’s still there?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Author anonymous.

[zadok]

Some good ones there Matthew, but I struggled to read it with "The Dark Universe".

[Zed]

Some good ones there Matthew, but I struggled to read it with "The Dark Universe".

Have you still not got that sorted Marty!

[Waylander]

Some of us do live on the dark side Zed.

Or would you mind it if we started posting in white?

[Zed]

Some of us do live on the dark side Zed.

Or would you mind it if we started posting in white?

Yeah it's completely reverse in KiwiBiker than out in the world, in here i believe there is a minority on the dark side!!

And white is fine with me, as it represents purity! Does that make you change your mind/colour?

[Waylander]

Yeah it's completely reverse in KiwiBiker than out in the world, in here i believe there is a minority on the dark side!!

And white is fine with me, as it represents purity! Does that make you change your mind/colour?

Only if there was something darker than black. Matches my soul you see.

[Zed]

Only if there was something darker than black. Matches my soul you see.

O don't be silly, the soul is transparent surely!?

You're not gonna fool me with your darker than black talk either, I've met you in person and seen you devour pies.

[Waylander]

lol maybe it's just bottomless then. Could have done with a few more of those pies now I think about it.