Can a fish be a phoenix?

[Lou Girardin]

so Zed was right - we will be reincarnated into an after life?
can I be some hot chick like HondaOne?

You can be whoever you want to be grasshopper.

[Sniper]

Thanks for the advice. But I can assure you that I'm as quick as a Norwegian line dancer on amphetimine, and as all knowing as a one eyed badger. I just pretend I'm a little "slow" just to make you look good.

He speaks the truth, except with a bit of exaggerating. He wishes to be quick and he looks like a one eyed badger.

[bugjuice]

You can be whoever you want to be grasshopper.

some hot lesbian chicks' g-string or vibrator?

[Lou Girardin]

some hot lesbian chicks' g-string or vibrator?

I think the rules say you have to come back as a living entity.
Crab louse?

[bugjuice]

I think the rules say you have to come back as a living entity.
Crab louse?

hmmmm interesting.. may be..
who the hell comes up with these 'rules' anyway?

[WRT]

Hey, if you cant stack up against the rules, then stop measuring . . .

[bugjuice]

i use a yard stick

[Hitcher]

Mine's a foot long, but I don't use it as a rule...

[cowpoos]

Those ashes really grub up your skin during the arising process, don't they?

I suppose I might as well start spelling correctly, now.

Or just... disappear.

Actually, I had a really scary experience racing a CBR600 in traffic on the Spagthorpe this morning. It's put me off motorcycling. I don't think I'm mature enough to control myself on two wheels; does anyone want to buy it off me?

fuck you talk a load of shit dude!!!!

and why are you asking us for a solution to your problems...after all you seem to know everything.