Shirley the most common last words would have to be, "Oh, shi...."
(Although "FUCK!!!!!" would be right up there.)
Shirley the most common last words would have to be, "Oh, shi...."
(Although "FUCK!!!!!" would be right up there.)
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
whoops......
Famous Last Words
"I'll get a world record for this."
"It's fireproof."
"He's probably just hibernating."
"What does this button do?"
"I'm making a citizen's arrest."
"So, you're a cannibal..."
"It's probably just a rash."
"Are you sure the power is off?"
"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"
"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
"I wonder where the mother bear is?"
"I've seen this done on TV."
"These are the good kind of mushrooms."
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"Let it down slowly."
"Rat poison only kills rats."
"Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."
"It's strong enough for both of us."
"This doesn't taste right."
"I can make this light before it changes."
"Nice doggie."
"I can do that with my eyes closed."
"I've done this before."
"Well, we've made it this far."
"That's odd."
"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"
"Don't be so superstitious."
"Now watch this..."
"What duck?"
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Bruce, Lenny (Leonard Schneider) (1925-1966)
"Do you know where I can get any shit?"
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
"Lets give this railway surfing gig a go"
Bored street kids.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Bookmarks