"Trust me, it's gonna work, you have nothing to fear"
Here for the arcade.
"Trust me, it's gonna work, you have nothing to fear"
frequent infrequenter
k, so we cut the green wire.. you sure..?
yup..
Here for the arcade.
"April Fools!!!!!"
Asparagus wee
Don't touch the RED button
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
Scattering the morning dew
Peter Brock, overheard on the helmet cam, just before putting the V8 into the wall at Philip Island at over 200 km/h:
"Awwwww Faaaaaaaaark"
The instructions are simple...
Ah, what the fuck was that??
Mayor of Hiroshima
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Forum whore
"I'm just gonna go belt one out, I'll see you fellas in the bar...."
Micheal Hutchence
INXS
One hell of a ride.
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
Let's ask that group of basketball players for directions.
It's fireproof.
What does this button do?
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
What duck?
What do you mean, "I'll be back"?
Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
What's that priest doing here?
You look just like Charles Manson.
I hope they speak English.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
I'll get your toast out.
Give me liberty or give me death.*
It's strong enough for both of us.
That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
This doesn't taste right.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well we've made it this far.
That's odd.
Hey that's not a violin.
the "I'm going out - I may be some time" is the gutsiest call.
wheelchair rookie
OK.
No officer it was not me and I would not know who it was either.
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
The instructions are simple...
No bread? Well let them eat cake then.
Marie Antoinette
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
'it's not that deep'
or, 'it's plenty deep enough'
One hell of a ride.
Originally Posted by marty
http://website.lineone.net/~polar.pu...ptainoates.htm
Here for the arcade.
"Look ma! No Hands!"
The Sharif don't like it!
"I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right past us!"
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
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