Feck!! Would you look at all those Indians!!
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Feck!! Would you look at all those Indians!!
General Custer
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
thanks for that dave. question is, if scott was the man as described, then why would he record those words, knowing how much impact they would have in later years? it tells of a brave, knowledgable man. people today should take strength from the likes of scott, oates, shackleton et.al
actually, one of my kids said 'i'm hungry dad - can you make me a sandwich?' to me in the weekend. i said 'unless your belly is out here >>>>>, and you've got flies in your eyes, don't whinge that you're hungry'
they got themselves a sandwich
Kafka, Franz (1883-1924) "Kill me, or else you are a murderer!"
Marx, Karl (1818-1883) "Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
'it's alright - i've done a course in this'
'yes darling, i've been having an affair'
"Don't be a twat, when did you last see an iceberg around here???"
Hindenburg crew member #54
"Hans, you seen my lighter?"
-Indy
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"Such is life."
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go. "
- Who: Ned Kelly
"Put out the bloody cigarette!!"
- Who: Oscar Wilde
- Who: Saki
- Note: Last words before he was shot by a sniper.
Lord Nelson's famous signal at the Battle of the Nile:
"England knows Lady Hamilton's a virgin. Poke my eye out and cut off my arm if I'm wrong."
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Socrates (469-399 B.C.) "Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?" Socrates was a Greek philosopher broke with tradition to investigate both ethics and logic. Possessed with an amazing ability to irritate politicians, he was eventually convicted of corrupting the young people of Athens through his teaching and sentenced to death by drinking hemlock.
Shakleton should be the one to be referred to as the "brave, knowledgeable man". He planned ahead and never lost a man. Scott on the other hand was an egotist and a plonker... taking horses to get to the pole....Originally Posted by marty
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I know both of them.Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
First one is Oates of South Pole fame.
The second is Edmond Blackadder.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
He would have missed them if he left them at home. They were his favourite pets.Originally Posted by Swoop
I just hope someones around to hear my last words, and hope even more they are actually listening.![]()
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