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    Should you be institutionalised?

    Should you be institutionalised?

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
    bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
    a room with or without a view?"
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
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    "A normal person would pull the plug". Do you want
    a room with or without a view?"

    What is normal anyway...other than a socially sanctioned way of living your life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavenly.talker
    What is normal anyway...
    Don't ask me, I wouldn't have a clue!!!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Run...... JUMP....... Bomb........ SPLASH....... water comes out!!!

    Room with a window please!
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