A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of "a
house of ill repute" and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered
it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sx with one of the women inside. I have the
money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the
girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said "No". He said, "I
heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love
with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant
and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first
room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten
minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and
headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the
place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
baby-sitter.
After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sx with me because she just
happens to be very fond of cute little boys.
She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get
back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one
in the car and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the
baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sx, and Mum will catch
it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the
bastard who ran over my FROG!"
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