Work hard. Be good to your mother.
Work hard. Be good to your mother.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
"have a piss before setting out else one solid bump = one burst spleen, thats fatal that is"
Really?? wow never heard that one before... damn, makes me want to nip out for an "empty out" now...![]()
There is nothing to fear but fear itself...and spiders.
best advice ever.Originally Posted by Motu
seriously.
I go for the McQueen imageOriginally Posted by *sic
DAMN he's cool
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
"This is a dangerous lifestyle, we live on the egde" ......but but when you say it, say it in a Bill Paxton voice,
f*cking crack up![]()
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
when stopped at a burger joint, sit where you can see your ride. or sit on your ride. make sure your bike has oil in it before going for a long ride. if your bike starts to struggle and you know shes got gas in her, pull the choke for a few seconds and then push it back in.
come back to me in ten years, im sure ill have better advice by then! LOL.
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the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.
When following a truck.....golden rule is.....
IF YOU CAN'T SEE THEIR MIRRORS, THEY CAN'T SEE YOU
Plus little things like...
Manhole covers
Road markings
Diesel
Catseyes
Road Kill
Police
Roadworks
Gravel
Kids
Farmers on Tractors or Quads
Livestock
Kamakaze motorcyclists practising racing lines on the road
The over 60's driver
Birds
All Road Users
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
eh what? But there's so much up at the skifields (under the trees in case you don't know where to look)Originally Posted by bugjuice
It's lemon flavoured isn't it?
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correct... except on faster country roads.. where the wheel tracks can be rutted, or shiny. In that case even in the rain you rather have the tire on the patch with more friction... so that would be the center non shiny patch.Originally Posted by Lord Alster
Oil patch rule generally applies to city or when approching stop lights.
And towards the exit of longer sweeping corners.. its better to take the center or left of your lane... as the outside wheel track can be well worn as well
newbie since August 2004....
VTR250 (retired) / SV650S (Fw:Keystone19) / GSXR750(given up) / CB400(traded for 919) / CB900 Hornet / CBR954 (traded) / CBR1100XX (sold) / TuonoR (sold) / CB900 Hornet / NC700X / MTS1200 / XR250
Off the Zed cuff:Originally Posted by Lord Alster
Unless unavoidable, don't park your motorcycle on a slope.
NEVER pass another vehicle on a blind corner. How many of us have been guilty of that even once!
Be very diligent about knowing your bike's fuel usage and capacity, and make sure you check the tank level at least three times a day!!! Lol, check it regularly anyway.
If there is even a hint of possible night riding, ensure you change your tinted helmet visor to clear, or take both visors with you and change them over when the sun goes down.
Find out what your own pace and limits are on your bike/s, and with that understanding ride accordingly *at your own pace* on group rides especially.
Go and do a track day, or two, or many. You will be pleasantly surprised how much it will help and improve your riding. As Nike said "Just Do It".
This ones a bit odd, but we got taught in class (xray 101) that if you "evacuate" your bowels and bladder in the middle of a crash your a hell of a lot less likely to sustain injuries to your midsection (soft tissue or bone). I think it has something to do with being completely relaxed at the time of impact: a tense body is much more likely to break.. i'd just hate to be the ED staff cleaning that one up. Oh yeah and make sure your wearing your best undies.. no granny panties there ladies.
Je Suis Prest
Further to that Zed....Originally Posted by Zed
I know the range of my bike so every fill-up I zero the Trip Meter and no problems.
I also always fill up tank completey and write on the receipt the mileage and trip meter, so easy to calculate later gas usage for a given style of riding.
That's what i'm talking about!Originally Posted by Warr
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i think this is one of the best pieces of advice regarding motorcycling.Originally Posted by skelstar
good work skelstar.
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I am Jack's complete lack of remorse .
Another great tip is to NOT apply your brakes in a corner, before the corner yes, during the corner no. Of course in an emergency situation like the above mentioned you may need to apply some brake, but if they jam you have applied too much!Originally Posted by skelstar
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