Another mans cry about fucken cagers.

[John]

Well listen if you will to a tale of a man and his wheels.....

Ok, I finished work at 9pm and did what I do EVERY SINGLE day I work (5 days), head out of town and back in the long way, got to erm... heat the bike up because my house is only 2minutes up the road - I just cant not ride. So anyway it was a particularly dark night, kinda erie - so I thought that I better not do my normal speeds because something about tonight wasnt right, guess my biker instinks were correct as they always are..

So heading down western hills drive (for the uninformed, a mini highway) doing abit over the limit as you do (I was pretty much the only one on the road) then up ahead a car suddenly slowed down when I saw them / they heard me - now at this point I got that... oh fuck no feeling and instantly slowed down the best I could and sat behind as they crept along at about 10kmph.
I finally decided it was safe and passed cautiously - and continue on thinking fuck that was abit strange, then suddenly there was a light glaring into my eyes from the mirror reflection I reacted normally (it was on the left mirror on a 2 laned road so I dash left with a quick twist, just intime to feel the car brush my leg as it turned into me, I was thinking FUCK! light ahead turned red so I was going to give them a bit of my mind a the light.
But fuck me! this cunt flies through the read TURNING LEFT (NOW THIS IS KEY REMEBER AND READ THE FOOTNOTE SO YOU KNOW I WAS OK IN DOING WHAT I DID YOU PC CUNTS), split second later I thought no fuck that I am not going to risk any of my mates being targeted by this cunt I will go sort him out now, so I slip it down a gear and take off after them - they noticed me follow and really gunned it, i was in redline in 3rd IIRC, they then go right into a fuel area (this is the back enterance and isnt commonly used), cutting off two cars while doing this - I'm stick stuck on their rear fender still, then they slow so I pull up beside them then suddenly they gun it into me again, now I was really fuming they really were trying to fuck me off.
They then quickly pull under the lit pump and stop i promptly pull up to the drivers door to sort it out - and at this point I scan for dangers if I ended up scraping them (you know wrenches or shit in the passengers seat) to my surprise THERE WAS A FUCKEN KID IN THE CAR! fucken about 4/5 little girl and then I find the driver was a female, so I play it cool, I'm not going to try upset a fucken kid shit I may be a cunt but I am not a prick. "excuse me but what the hell was that about" I say... She slams her door open and starts screaming about petrol, "DID YOU WANT TO FUCKEN PUSH ME" she says - I am thinking wtf? how the hell can a fucken car that is out of petrol fucken go that fast, if it was running low then sure you could still move but she was fucken moving which aint happening, So I says to her "DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKEN DIE?" she shuts up, I says "NO I DONT FUCKEN WANT TO DO I", she continues on with the "DID YOU WANT TO FUCKEN PUSH ME" crap, and I thought well I aint going to upset the kid anymore than I already have (she was getting abit teary) and decided not to fuck the kids life by calling the cops on her fucken murderous mum, and fuck the kids life like mine was.

So here I am thinking FUCK? I know we have a few new riders up here so if you see a early model maxima silver with a late 30es female driver keep your distance.

*FOOT NOTE FOR THE FUCKEN PC CUNTS
THe light i ran was safe as the cars were comming from the same road we turnt down, therfore there was no immedieate risk.

Dont want pitty just cant fucken figure some people out, sure maybe she was raped by fucken mugrel mob or highways but fucken hell man you dont fucken kill a person over that shit especially if you dont know who or what they are.

Keep safe people.

[curious george]

Dude: recap please.
Tiny (underage) girl drive almost killed you, and you go fucking easy?
Call the cops, get cyps to lockthe mum/dad up and sort the kid out before she kills herself or somebody else.

[John]

Dude: recap please.
Tiny (underage) girl drive almost killed you, and you go fucking easy?
Call the cops, get cyps to lockthe mum/dad up and sort the kid out before she kills herself or somebody else.

sorry, no I will re-edit Driver was early/late 30's female with a child passenger of about 4/5.

[kro]

Not an uncommon occurence when I rode in Auckland, but there are better ways to get to a gas station. Its the cellphone age, if she conked out, she could have called someone, rather than risking it like that.

[Sniper]

Bugger John, glad you came out ok and good on ya for not reacting to her screaming.

[MrMelon]

Jesus Christ that was hard to read. I'm gonna be coming thru whangas this weekend so I'll have to keep an eye out for more fruitcakes on the road now...

[DMNTD:Me]

Rat shit John,plenty of twits around here eh but sweet ya got away without injury.
Onya for chasing the car,hell I would of for sure!! But in saying that onya for chilling cause of the kiddlet. Poor thing obviously has enough to deal with with a "mum" like that anyways.
Pity it wasn't a bloke eh...stress relief and all.
Don't know what I would have done once sussing it was a chicky. You tend to get more strife up this way for calling the cops but in saying that she needs to be "sorted" somehow.

[Colapop]

You shoulda called the cops. She could have killed ya. A car is a bit bigger than a bike and if she deliberately ran into you or at least got that close then that's worse than reckless. Maybe the kid would be better off being looked after by someone who's not f*cked in the head.
Good you're ok.

[kerryg]

I find the driver was a female, so I play it cool.

Just another example of rampant sexism, shame on you. Women are entitled to be treated equally, where have you been in the past 100 years? Has the struggle been in vain? If it was down to sexist pigs like you women would be barefoot and constantly pregnant? I am appalled.