STEWIE FOR PRESIDENT
or
World Domination Dictator.
"The constant incipent drivel of mindless ne'er do wells!"
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STEWIE FOR PRESIDENT
or
World Domination Dictator.
"The constant incipent drivel of mindless ne'er do wells!"
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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Women often go to mechanic's garages looking for sex.....
You better beleive it! At the end of the day I am totaly fucked! A blow job for a WoF is the industry standard,that's why they are so expensive for guys,the chicks never pay with cash.
In and out of jobs, running free
Waging war with society
oooooo it purrs..... stroke me
i can get a hooker to blow you for $20, will that get me my WOF????Originally Posted by Motu
Cibby play thing
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A couple of mates an' me was walking along Kings Cross (long time ago) and this old Abbo chick looks up and says "Blow ya for a hotdog" mmmmm..... Nah!
BJ and Hotdogs give me nightmares.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
frequent infrequenter
yeah....? where's that..?
Playin' around
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Bwahahahaaaa!
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
frequent infrequenter
THAT IS JUST....... err... quag...
Where it's at...
Go the DPB Mum's aye!
Om nom nom.
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They're MILF's now aren't they?
'cept in the clubs late at night when they jus'skanky Ho's
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Still Ridin'
Friend of mine and I were totally trashing a pron fillum that these two guys had put on (Hey, they gate-crashed our video-fest and bunged the bloody porno on uninvited - that's practically a formal written invitation to be abused).
After the umphty-umphth repetition of "cock" in the badly-acted dialogue, I said to my friend "I'm beginning to think 'cock' is the most over-rated word in this movie" to which he replied "No, the most over-rated word is 'AAAAAaaaaaahhhhhh!'"
Fucking near wet ourselves laughing - even more so after seeing the filthy looks levelled at us by the guys who'd brought the video. Obviously we were dissing what they viewed as "Fine Art".
Oddly enough, they left after the video had finished, taking their pile of pron movies with them - leaving us to continue watching what my friend had paid good money to hire.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
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All money is good money. It's just that idots get ahold of it for a short while....
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Guru
No no No....
TMI! lol
One, two free, floor!
Yeah and when you have a shower, you wet yourself in more way than one huh?
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Playin' around
Hey, leave the showers out of this, its his prick and his soap, and he will wash it just as fast as he likes!
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