oooooo it purrs..... stroke me
your fairly quick to jump to the defense there WRT, everything ok WRTland?Originally Posted by WRT
ooooo, just remembered, we got a shower here at work and you were gone at lunch time and no body knew where you were, you said you got caught in the rain at lunch.......... only it hasn't rained...... ? the mind boggles.....
Cibby play thing
Playin' around
Nah, wasnt in the showers (fuk that - you seen how scody it is in there?), if I wanted to have a masti, I would do it down in the car park drooling over my bike . . . like you did the other day
oooooo it purrs..... stroke me
ah, so you saw that then???Nah, wasnt in the showers (fuk that - you seen how scody it is in there?), if I wanted to have a masti, I would do it down in the car park drooling over my bike . . . like you did the other day
Cibby play thing
Forum whore
EEwwwww! It's gettin'scody in here at the mo'Nah, wasnt in the showers (fuk that - you seen how scody it is in there?), if I wanted to have a masti, I would do it down in the car park drooling over my bike . . . like you did the other day
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Still Ridin'
Young guy joins the Navy and he's really nervous about showering with the others because of all the stories he's heard. In the shower he keeps himself backed into a corner and if he drops the soap he grabs a fresh bar from the shelf.
One of the guys is watching him and says "I know what you're doing and I'm highly offended. I know what you've heard and all, but it's not like that any more. The Navy has changed, that sort of carry-on doesn't happen."
The young bloke is disbelieving and the other guy continues. "Seriously, it's changed a lot since the old days. It's changed so much, in fact, that we even have wheels on the ships. That's how much the Navy's changed.
"Bullshit," says the new guy, "there's no wheels on the ship."
"Sure there is, just look out that porthole."
The new guy goes over and sticks his head out the porthole and says "Hey, there're no wheels out here!"
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Aargh, photos!
I still claim that 95% of the navy are gay. The rest want to be gay too.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Loud and Uncouth
And C.Bs spiked heels are MURDER on our bed linen - looks like a mountain lion has done a burnout on them!!
And spurs are worse!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Kiwi back at home!
going on how smart most grunts are that would mean that the opposite is true aye!
Aargh, photos!
Depends, I wasn't a grunt..................
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
BACTERIA
My friend's joining the army as an electrition person. What's it like?
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
um... yes there is actually... A-M-E-R-I-C-A
FUCK YEA
Aargh, photos!
Not a bad job. Just tell him to be prepared for the unique way of learning the correct way to earth yourself. Fuck its funny to watch.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Forum whore
Yup yup fuuuunnnnnyy!!!
Tell him to remember his civvie mates (and take them to the baggies often for cheap piss)
Conversations go something like....
Monday;
"What are ya up to tonite?"
"Going to the bar"
"Oh yeah, I'll see ya there"
Tuesday;
"What are ya up to tonite?"
"Going to the bar after (insert sport of choice) practice"
"Oh yeah, I'll see ya there"
Wednesday;
"What are ya up to tonite?"
"Going to the bar"
"Oh yeah, I'll see ya there"
Thursday;
"What are ya up to tonite?"
"Going to the bar after (insert sport of choice) practice"
"Oh yeah, I'll see ya there"
.....
Tell him it's not all guns and shit.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
"channellling the Pleideans"
LOL!
I forwarded this to everyone I know.
as you do.
It's OK...I've got a spare!
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All women love taking it up the arse, most like you to surprise them with it.
IIIIIIIII KNEW IT!!!!
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...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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