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  1. 25th February 2004, 07:36 #1
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    A Joke

    A small boy is walking down the road when a large man on motorcycle pulls up alongside him.

    "Wanna go for a ride?", says the large man to the little boy.

    "No!", says the little boy emphatically and keeps on walking.

    The large man trickles down the road alongside the wee lad. "Come on, come for a ride. I'll buy you Ice Cream", the large man says a little later.

    "Stay away from me!", the little boy cries, and picks up the pace.

    The large man continues to follow the little boy and pleads, "I'll give you $10, buy you an Ice Cream and the toy of your choice."

    The little boy finally loses his cool and yells, "Dad, YOU bought the Multistrada, now YOU ride it."
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?


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  2. 25th February 2004, 09:57 #2
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    LOL!! Not bad for a Wednesday James!
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    A Joke

    John Banks!
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
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  4. 25th February 2004, 16:08 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPman
    John Banks
    ... before turning?

    ... large paychecks on a regular basis?
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  5. 25th February 2004, 20:59 #5
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    Q. Why do they call it a "Pap smear"?

    A. Because if it was called "A C##t scrape" No woman would ever have one.
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  6. 26th February 2004, 11:09 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    The little boy finally loses his cool and yells, "Dad, YOU bought the Multistrada, now YOU ride it."
    hehe. Smart kid!
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    Bwahahaha that is awesome!
    Heres another one:
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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  8. 29th November 2007, 09:43 #8
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    Actual, it's only urglee because of the fairing, and I'm sure (well... not sure, just guessing) that there are aftermarket replacements available.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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  9. 29th November 2007, 09:43 #9
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    nothing like bringing up the past eh? i'll give a doller to the last person to post in this thread
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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  10. 29th November 2007, 09:43 #10
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    hehehe...nice one!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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  11. 29th November 2007, 11:14 #11
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  12. 29th November 2007, 11:16 #12
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    LOL, funny!
    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    nothing like bringing up the past eh? i'll give a doller to the last person to post in this thread
    Mine............. So who got infacted for this thread?
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  14. 7th December 2007, 17:48 #14
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    Not sure, alot of people would
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    Yep........
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