HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM.

1. One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn: SOUTH AUCKLAND

2. One hand on the wheel, one finger out the window: HENDERSON

3. One hand on the wheel, one finger out the window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NORTH SHORE

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: WELLINGTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: PONSONBY

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: WHANGAREI, but driving in AUCKLAND.

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: PARNELL.

8. One hand on wine cooler, one knee on wheel, cradling ancient cell phone, foot on brake, mind on private dope plantation, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: TITIRANGI

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet being on the brake, throwing McDonalds bag out the window: HAMILTON

10. Four wheel drive truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, opossum tails attached to aerial: SOUTH CANTERBURY

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield, driving 40km on the motorway in the right lane with the left blinker going: HOWICK