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  1. 16th November 2005, 12:52 #1
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    thinking of...

    I saw this joke, and thought of Winja...

    A man was in a bar when a great looking woman walked in dressed to kill. He couldn't keep his eyes off her. She finally turned and said, "If you like what you see, come and talk to me".

    The embarrassed gentleman finally walked over and admitted that she was the hottest thing he has seen in a long time.

    The woman said "Well thank you. If you want anything, just ask. No matter how strange or kinky, I will do it for $100.00. Only one thing, you have to say what you want me to do in three words"

    The man thought for a second and then said, "Paint My Roof"

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  2. 16th November 2005, 12:55 #2
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    lol.. hell yeah
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    Hahaha, brilliant.
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
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  4. 16th November 2005, 12:58 #4
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    Very cool. Blinged.
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
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  5. 16th November 2005, 13:05 #5
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    hahaha classic
    I wait for Winja's response...
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  6. 16th November 2005, 14:14 #6
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    heh. nice one. that happened to me once. although, without the woman, or the bar. I dont think there was anyone else there actually
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis
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  7. 16th November 2005, 20:59 #7
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    Be very interested in Winja's repost.

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    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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  8. 17th November 2005, 20:02 #8
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    Bloody brilliant!

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  9. 17th November 2005, 20:49 #9
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    lol thats fucken great where does she live? i want her to polish my man axe for $100
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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  10. 17th November 2005, 22:26 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover
    lol thats fucken great where does she live? i want her to polish my man axe for $100
    That's 4 words
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  11. 17th November 2005, 23:05 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    That's 4 words
    Peaple from the three words only thread aught to be quite good at this.

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    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    That's 4 words
    SNAP ! lol...
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