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    The faster you go, the bigger the mess...

    Oh dear, it looks like the police advertising campaign against speeding just got hijacked...
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    That's brilliant!

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    Wonder when we'll get to see that fine example on our TVs-probably not in my lifetime
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    Oh that's funny... very very funny
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    My boss just bought that poster to stick up on the wall at work!

    He is a petrol head though..

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    Now all they've got to do is sort out that incoherent Maori kid (I understand that) and I will be much happier in my TV-watching stupor...
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    Are comments really necessary.....
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    haha, I remember that from the news... I want that on my jacket

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    I would love to post that one on the wall at work!
    That is funny! lol

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    The picture says it all...

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    Actually it would be a funnier poster if you put all the other cars that had crashed on that corner on the recent Targa Rally on the poster too ...
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    Could always post the pic of my crashed 'work' car??!! (courtesy of non-working piss-poor driver who ran a red light).
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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer
    Actually it would be a funnier poster if you put all the other cars that had crashed on that corner on the recent Targa Rally on the poster too ...
    It'd be even funnier if it wasn't our tax dollars being poked through a fence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Could always post the pic of my crashed 'work' car??!! (courtesy of non-working piss-poor driver who ran a red light).
    You wouldn't have that problem in South Dakota. Apparently they take unemployed people's licences off them for the duration of their unemployment - the state has mandatory vehicle insurance and they deem that unemployed people cannot afford insurance so they unlicence them.

    Hmmm, perhaps they should do that here...

    Bit late for your work car, tho', SD
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    Usual story, once again they are Targa-ting speeders . . .

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