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  1. 10th November 2005, 18:11 #1
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    THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
    "NO!"

    And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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  2. 10th November 2005, 18:21 #2
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    Lucky escape for the girl, eh!!! At least she had some sense to see it as a fairy story!!!

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    I prefer this version:

    Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

    The guy said, "NO!"

    And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.

    THE END
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  4. 20th November 2005, 22:14 #4
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    oh fuck... Where's Oprah?
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    Oprah's too busy deciding whether to convert to Scientology and be Tom's friend, or Kabbalah and stay on Madonna's good side. Apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    Oprah's too busy deciding whether to convert to Scientology and be Tom's friend, or Kabbalah and stay on Madonna's good side. Apparently.


    oh.. wow... cant she afford her own religion?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE
    oh.. wow... cant she afford her own religion?
    Apparently... not! Can you imagine if she started one up herself? There'd be singing and dancing and loads of fried chicken!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    Apparently... not! Can you imagine if she started one up herself? There'd be singing and dancing and loads of fried chicken!


    fried chicken one week.. rice and yogurt the next..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    Apparently... not! Can you imagine if she started one up herself? There'd be singing and dancing and loads of fried chicken!
    And LOTS of Lattes...
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