My twin brother in court in canada.

**Lou Girardin** · 23rd November 2005, 14:14

Originally Posted by heavenly.talker

Hard is good...

Icy too?

**judgeshock** · 23rd November 2005, 14:34

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Icy too?

They love the cold items in there

**heavenly.talker** · 24th November 2005, 07:52

Originally Posted by judgeshock

They love the cold items in there

This is me maintaining a dignified silence

**enigma51** · 24th November 2005, 08:07

Originally Posted by heavenly.talker

This has to be one of the best original defences of all time!
Poor man if this is indeed true as well. I have heard from a few mates that they have refused to sleep with a guy because he is too big.

As the soon goes from the movie "The sweetest thing"

It's too big to fit in here
too big to fit in there
his penis is too big!

So thats why the girls always turned me down

**pyrocam** · 24th November 2005, 09:25

this feels like some us law-drama

**scumdog** · 24th November 2005, 09:33

The defence sounds like a right cock, he's just dicking with the jury, willy get off? - probably not, the judge will give him the shaft eh?
The knob better quit while he's ahead.

And oh,always had the problem of feeling faint as the majority of my blood rushes to my schlong, it's a fine line between IT getting hard and ME staying conscious