heres my contribution....
Ur tEEth mAkEs mE thInk Of thE stArs...... nOt cOs thEy spArklE bt cOs thEy'Er sO fAr ApArt
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heres my contribution....
Ur tEEth mAkEs mE thInk Of thE stArs...... nOt cOs thEy spArklE bt cOs thEy'Er sO fAr ApArt
Deus ex ukulele
And they come out at night?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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ahahahah very nice lolOriginally Posted by Hitcher
Hardcore Biker
''Boys will be boys & girls will be mothers!"
ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.!"
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
Hardcore Biker
"Nothing succeeds like a budgie"
ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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Hardcore Biker
"If I said you had a beautifull body, would you hold it against me?''
ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
i'd rather be scared to death than bored to death!
Loud and Uncouth
Have you been sitting in a puddle or are you just pleased to see me??? (made that one up)
And
For the girls:Have you a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
"Come up and peel me a grape big boy"
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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Can I smell your cunt??
"no"
Ah, must be your feet then.
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
the T-shirts says it all
Deep in the heart...
Buy me another drink.... you're still ugly!
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Deep in the heart...
If at first you dont succeed.... suck harder!
think about it....
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Rest In Peace
Wanna cum back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?
What's the matter?
Don't you like pizzas?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
They made movies about my marriages.... Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III
I just saw the first real sign of spring -- a list on the refrigerator of all the yard work I have to do.
Would I Like To Have Sex With You?
I'd rather ...
* masturbate with a cheese grater.
* slide down a barbed wire banister into a bucket of alcohol.
* stick my genitals in a beehive.
* crush my foreskin between two tables whilst being
bitch-whipped by a fat, mustached greek named Spyros.
* have a porcupine inserted violently into my rectum.
* sandpaper a wildcat's ass.
* watch Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne mud wrestle naked.
* dryfuck a polar bear in a phone booth.
* cram my dick in the ass of a bear with inflamed
hemorrhoids.
* try to open a beer bottle with my sphincter...and not
a twist off, either.
* poke a Grizzly Bear in the ass with a short stick.
* stick a Hartz flea brush up my ass and jog a mile.
* fuck Pee Wee Herman in the daylight, without a bag to put
over his head.
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