Nah man.... apparently you build up a resistance to it after a while.Originally Posted by Colapop
Nah man.... apparently you build up a resistance to it after a while.Originally Posted by Colapop
Mace or pregnancy??!!!??Originally Posted by Weasel
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Yah might want to add PT in there mate, this isnt Seth Afrika. The locals get excited about those jokes sometimesOriginally Posted by Sniper
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
Cheers mate. You think they get excited about that. Wait until I start mentioning land ownership and my veiws.Originally Posted by Storm
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Originally Posted by Colapop
I've found the best way to avoid getting anyone pregnant is to not sleep with them in the first place.
This tactic seems to work with remarkable accuracy.![]()
Only ever had one failure- happened about 2005 years ago, so I reckon we can discard that one![]()
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
yeah but i would consider RSI worse than having kids......Originally Posted by Weasel
Hmm... good point. But pron is cheaper! And only requires a limited cleanup afterwards...Originally Posted by R1Aaron
I've found the best way to avoid being pregnant is to not be a female - It's worked for me so far!Originally Posted by Weasel
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Go for it - just gimme 10 mins to get some pop cornOriginally Posted by Sniper
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
I wonder if it is just whipped cream????
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
So what happens when the can runs dry? Do the girls go and buy a refill or do they tell the guys to go and play with themselves.![]()
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Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Clever comment and your new avatar is really clever and funny too. Cheers John.Originally Posted by Colapop
that's very well in all, but do they have a male version for pyro and myself?![]()
edit: Gaylander might need some
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
same stuff nancy... you just administer it anally
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