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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    Always thought that pregnancy deterrent in a can was called Mace?
    Nah man.... apparently you build up a resistance to it after a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    Nah man.... apparently you build up a resistance to it after a while.
    Mace or pregnancy??!!!??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Is that why black men always cry after sex?
    Yah might want to add PT in there mate, this isnt Seth Afrika. The locals get excited about those jokes sometimes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Yah might want to add PT in there mate, this isnt Seth Afrika. The locals get excited about those jokes sometimes
    Cheers mate. You think they get excited about that. Wait until I start mentioning land ownership and my veiws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    Mace or pregnancy??!!!??

    I've found the best way to avoid getting anyone pregnant is to not sleep with them in the first place.

    This tactic seems to work with remarkable accuracy.

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    Only ever had one failure- happened about 2005 years ago, so I reckon we can discard that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    I've found the best way to avoid getting anyone pregnant is to not sleep with them in the first place.

    This tactic seems to work with remarkable accuracy.
    yeah but i would consider RSI worse than having kids......

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    Quote Originally Posted by R1Aaron
    yeah but i would consider RSI worse than having kids......
    Hmm... good point. But pron is cheaper! And only requires a limited cleanup afterwards...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    I've found the best way to avoid getting anyone pregnant is to not sleep with them in the first place.
    This tactic seems to work with remarkable accuracy.
    I've found the best way to avoid being pregnant is to not be a female - It's worked for me so far!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Cheers mate. You think they get excited about that. Wait until I start mentioning land ownership and my veiws.
    Go for it - just gimme 10 mins to get some pop corn
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    I wonder if it is just whipped cream????
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    So what happens when the can runs dry? Do the girls go and buy a refill or do they tell the guys to go and play with themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    I've found the best way to avoid being pregnant is to not be a female - It's worked for me so far!
    Clever comment and your new avatar is really clever and funny too. Cheers John.

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    that's very well in all, but do they have a male version for pyro and myself?

    edit: Gaylander might need some

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    that's very well in all, but do they have a male version for pyro and myself?

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    same stuff nancy... you just administer it anally
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