Girls Night

**DemonWolf** · 24th November 2005, 10:25

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
faithful and loving wives .however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her undies and use them. Her friend however was
wearing rather expensive underwear and did not want to ruin them, but
was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with
a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls
did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said "These girl nights have got to stop!

I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no undies!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck between the crack of her bum that said "From all of us at the
Fire Station. We'll never forget you."

**miSTa** · 14th February 2006, 08:38

Two women had gone for a girl's night out and had got somewhat over
enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home
they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither one of them
had anything to wipe with.

One of the women thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her
friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not
want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that
had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use that.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to
suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing" the other husband replied, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her arse that said: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you."

**scumdog** · 14th February 2006, 08:40

Good one ZZR

pissed myself!

**The Beast** · 14th February 2006, 21:07

Posted before.
But yes very good.

**miSTa** · 14th February 2006, 21:10

Originally Posted by The Beast

Posted before.

Buggar, pretty hard to keep track of these things though.

**Big Chim** · 17th February 2006, 23:33

Hahaha its still good, you definatly have to start asking questions when your wife comes home with cards in there pants

**one fast tl1ooo** · 3rd December 2009, 19:20

GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to
Go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned
That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
said......

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.' "