Lisa, in this houshold we obey the law of thermodynamics.
Armature speller
Lisa, in this houshold we obey the law of thermodynamics.
Loud and Uncouth
...and Springfield never again fell for such foolishness - except for the occasion with the popsicle-stick tower and the giant magnifying glass....
(after the mono-rail episode)
And Homer "I'm going out to my car with the woman I love - and I won't be back for 10 minutes"
(in the Top Gun type end to one episode when he carries Marge out of the factory)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
An officer and a gentleman, iirc!Originally Posted by scumdog
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
deploy the yak!
Homer: "let us bask in television's warm glowing warming glow..."
F M S
Scattering the morning dew
Krusty:
Homer gave me a kidney, it wasn't his, I didn't need it and it came postage due, but still a lovely gesture.
Loud and Uncouth
Homer: "Ahh, alcohol - the cause of and answer to all of our problems"
(Hope it wasn't a repost - can't be naffed looking!)
Had look anyway: "Doh, it WAS a repost"
But I like it anyway!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
bouncy
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.
."No Matter what you do there will be critics."
Apathy - I could take it or leave it...
bouncy
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'
Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Last one - Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
."No Matter what you do there will be critics."
Apathy - I could take it or leave it...
There's no justice... just us
Surprised Indy didn't pick that one up!
'Strayan: You call that a knife? THIS is a knife.
Bart: That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
'Strayan: All right, all right, you win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before!
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