Barney: "I only drink to enhance my social skills" followed by "BUURRRRP!!"
Loud and Uncouth
Barney: "I only drink to enhance my social skills" followed by "BUURRRRP!!"
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Asparagus wee
Ralph: Tastes like burning.
Ralph: My cats breath smells like cat food
Ralph: Crayons taste like purple
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
No longer absent
Homer: "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them meat flavoured!"
Hardcore Biker
Burns: "Smithers...release the hounds"
There is nothing to fear but fear itself...and spiders.
on the up
Tracy - you stole my quote!
Second best one - "Oh dear - I've redorkulated"
BTW if you are still using MacOs 9, check these out - Simpsons Folder icons.
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Hardcore Biker
Who Macos?? Homer not know Macos
Originally Posted by riffer
There is nothing to fear but fear itself...and spiders.
on the up
Hmmm. Reminds me of the old proverb about how Mac users who convert to Windows raise the IQ of both OS user groups...Who Macos?? Homer not know Macos
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Ghost In The Machine
the april fools episode:
Bart: APRI!...BOOOM!!! (nuke explosion from shaken up beer can homer just opened)
Black Cop: That looks like an explosion at the old simpson house.
Black Cop: There appears to be beer coming out the chimney
Wiggam: call it in im procedding on foot
Black Cop: Pretzels, i repeat we need pretzels!
ah classic TV.
Ghost In The Machine
radioactive man and fallout boy episode.
radioactive man gets hammered by toxic waste wave
Radioactive man: AHH the goggles, they do nothing for my eyes!
frequent infrequenter
Duffman: "Duffman thrusting in the direction of the problem!"
Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office..
Ralph: Ms Hoover, I glue my ear to my shoulder, and now I have two owies..
Please do not offer my God a peanut.
Ralph: Hi, I'm Super Nintendo Charlmers..
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie - one to lie, and one to listen!
Forum whore
Automated phone voice in 'Superfat Homer' episode - "If your fingers are to fat to dial, mash keypad now."
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
addicted to racing
Homer: You cant put me on hold. I'll put you on hold!! "I was a lineman for the county (singing)" Your call is very important to us, "And I drive the main road", You are 8th in the queue, "and the wichita lineman is still on the lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaliiiiinnnnneee e" Hang up.
Say hello to my little friend
I love Homer: "Help me Jebus" and "Gime? whats a gime?" (Gym)
Deus ex ukulele
Hmmmm. Beer...
Doh! The stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who sells me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Fah, a long way to get beer
Soh, I think I'll have a beer
Lah, la la la la la beer
Tee, no thanks, I'm drinking beer
And that brings us back to Doh!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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ralph: we're a totum pole high er higher higher higher
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