911 operator: 911 emergency
caller: yeah - i like, need an ambulance, my friend jus shot imself. he's dead
911 operator: are you sure?
caller: yup
911 operator: can you make sure?
gunshot heard in the background
caller: what next?
911 operator: 911 emergency
caller: yeah - i like, need an ambulance, my friend jus shot imself. he's dead
911 operator: are you sure?
caller: yup
911 operator: can you make sure?
gunshot heard in the background
caller: what next?
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
that reminded me of a Lary The Cable Guy joke.... bling to you
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Gremlin says:
I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
Gremlin says:
oh hell... I'm fucked
Yup a nice one but its a has been
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family... Trainspotting
lol..
your right, Biff..
but if he's dead, why do you need an ambo? surely that's being a bit late..?
... there's always one...Originally Posted by bugjuice
just take it at face value *slap*
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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