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    Quick stupid joke

    911 operator: 911 emergency
    caller: yeah - i like, need an ambulance, my friend jus shot imself. he's dead
    911 operator: are you sure?
    caller: yup
    911 operator: can you make sure?
    gunshot heard in the background
    caller: what next?
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    that reminded me of a Lary The Cable Guy joke.... bling to you

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    Yup a nice one but its a has been
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    lol..
    your right, Biff..

    but if he's dead, why do you need an ambo? surely that's being a bit late..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lol..
    your right, Biff..

    but if he's dead, why do you need an ambo? surely that's being a bit late..?
    ... there's always one...

    just take it at face value *slap*
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lol..
    your right, Biff..

    but if he's dead, why do you need an ambo? surely that's being a bit late..?
    irish people?
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