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    My twin brother in court in canada.

    By TRACY MCLAUGHLIN, SPECIAL TO THE SUN

    A Superior Court judge must decide whether to believe a 21-year-old accused who says he could not have committed a sexual assault because his penis is too big

    Mischa Beutling has pleaded not guilty to sexual assault on a female friend who spent the night at his home after partying in February 2004.

    During the trial, a urologist testified that Beutling's penis is in the top 5% range for size in comparison to the doctor's other patients. The court was shown a plastic model of a penis which approximated the accused's member in a semi-flaccid state, an impressive 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth.

    A model of the accused's fully erect penis was not made available to the court, nor did he volunteer a photograph or live demonstration.

    According to the urologist, a woman who has not given birth would likely be injured if she were penetrated by penis that size, especially if she was not sexually aroused. The victim did not show such trauma after the alleged incident.

    Justice Margaret Eberhard must weigh the evidence, including the plastic model, before handing down a verdict next month.

    http://torontosun.com/News/OtherNews...83746-sun.html
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    Only 8 1/2inches?
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    Once again a familiar question... How did you manage to find such an article?
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    Those stats are for a flacid state?!? (Such as Oklahoma?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Don't worry about LiasTZ - he's a Legend In His Own Mind...
    As opposed to that other guy, who's a Legend In His Own Underpants . . .

    Pity the poor urologist tho . . . what a job hes got. To think he spent years at Uni and probably clocked up hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt, just so he could handle some dudes todger and then appear in court to tell everyone about it.

    Shoulda just gone and seen the rent boys up on k'rd, they coulda offered him an "earn while you learn" scholarship . . .

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    This has to be one of the best original defences of all time!
    Poor man if this is indeed true as well. I have heard from a few mates that they have refused to sleep with a guy because he is too big.

    As the soon goes from the movie "The sweetest thing"

    It's too big to fit in here
    too big to fit in there
    his penis is too big!
    I've finished okay...there are no last words of wisdom...it's time to pull your pants up and go home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Pity the poor urologist tho . . . what a job hes got. To think he spent years at Uni and probably clocked up hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt, just so he could handle some dudes todger and then appear in court to tell everyone about it.

    Easy money...and considering the speciality probably wouldn't have minded at all!
    I've finished okay...there are no last words of wisdom...it's time to pull your pants up and go home!

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    It'll be forever known as the "Long schlong" defence.
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    willy get off though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    willy get off though?

    Lol...groan...good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    It'll be forever known as the "Long schlong" defence.
    'If the penis doesn't fit, you must acquit' - Johnnie Cochran .

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    One learns the hard way the dangers of flushing while seated and having one's wedding tackle sucked around the S bend...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    One learns the hard way the dangers of flushing while seated and having one's wedding tackle sucked around the S bend...
    Hasn't happened to me in years
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Hasn't happened to me in years
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    On the plus side - it's incredibly hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    On the plus side - it's incredibly hard

    Hard is good...
    I've finished okay...there are no last words of wisdom...it's time to pull your pants up and go home!

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