A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle that's lying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a genie.
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."
The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me pee vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and urinates into it. He looks at the glass and it's clear -- it looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid - it smells like vodka. So he tastes it and it is the best vodka that he has ever tasted.
The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly." She comes running down the hall, so the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink and that it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant, but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka that she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.
The next night, the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee into the two glasses. The result is the same; the vodka is excellent and they drink until the sun comes up.
Finally, Friday night comes and the Russian tells his wife to grab one glass from the cupboard and that they will drink vodka. She gets the glass, but asks him why they only need one glass.
Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."
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Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
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