A warning to all you old fellas!

**The_Dover** · 27th November 2005, 15:57

Just got an email from a good mate of mine who is 32 years young and has recently had a drop of good luck. I think it is pure poetry and wanted to share it but if you are easily offended and a little precious stop reading now. Hang on, what are you doing in one of my posts anyway??

Only prob though bro, I think it's given me a taste for small hard bodies
again...
God, not one loose wobbly bit, apart from the breasts, which were
cracking...no cellulite, just smooth taught, firm, supple young
flesh......grrrr....
Oh and the added advantage of being able to bring a 21 year off as quickly
and as easily as snapping a twig...quite literally like taking candy from a
baby....I think she was pretty shocked how easily I managed it...."you
legend" were her exact words i believe...

**Big Dave** · 28th November 2005, 10:40

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Just got an email from a good mate of mine who is 32 years young and has recently had a drop of good luck.

Nah - the beauty of the older woman is that she knows how to get you off TOO.

**The_Dover** · 28th November 2005, 10:45

Be that as it may you can't deny the pleasures that the man has described, and I'm not sure I'd struggle too much to please myself in said situation. There are so many facets, both mental and physical, to sexual gratification that it is indeed a hard road finding the perfect woman, excuse the blatant plagiarism.

**SARGE** · 28th November 2005, 10:47

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Be that as it may you can't deny the pleasures that the man has described, and I'm not sure I'd struggle too much to please myself in said situation. There are so many facets, both mental and physical, to sexual gratification that it is indeed a hard road finding the perfect woman, excuse the blatant plagiarism.

yea man...

you'd know all about 'hard roads...'

p/t

**Colapop** · 28th November 2005, 10:52

The thing is once you've had a few (young 'uns) then there's no challenge. My lady may have a couple more k's on the clock but I prefer the things abilities she has that the younger ones haven't learnt yet. And I really don't have the time to go through the whole process of retraining one.

**The_Dover** · 28th November 2005, 10:54

All of this is very true, but after travelling many kilometres in a beat up old motor that you know like the back of your hand, starts first time and drives like a dream (call it a classic if you like!!) there is still nothing like that new car smell. Even if it is just taking one for a test drive.

**Big Dave** · 28th November 2005, 10:55

Originally Posted by The_Dover

a hard road finding the perfect woman,

Yeah - but what a great adventure ride.

**Colapop** · 28th November 2005, 11:00

Originally Posted by The_Dover

All of this is very true, but after travelling many kilometres in a beat up old motor that you know like the back of your hand, starts first time and drives like a dream (call it a classic if you like!!) there is still nothing like that new car smell. Even if it is just taking one for a test drive.

Point taken, though having had a break (and test rides) a couple of years or so ago I'd say although the classic model has some features that are the same and some that I'd forgotten, there are some upgrades that I hadn't expected but enjoy nonetheless.

**jrandom** · 28th November 2005, 11:02

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Just got an email from a good mate of mine...

Does he ever actually talk to this well-packaged female, or does he find his need for intellectual stimulation already well-covered by his association with you?

**vifferman** · 28th November 2005, 11:03

I'm still waiting for the warning.
But I agree with what all the other (presumably old?) fellas said. I'm not trading the vifferbabe in - she's the only woman I've ever had, and the only one I ever want. After nearly 27 years, she's barely run in.

**Waylander** · 28th November 2005, 11:10

Originally Posted by vifferman

I'm still waiting for the warning.
But I agree with what all the other (presumably old?) fellas said.

Old? Bah not all of us. In the same boat. No intention of trading in Ms.Pillion anytime soon. She may be a bit younger than some of the other prestigious women brought up in this thread but she is absolutly ranked up there with them.

**The_Dover** · 28th November 2005, 11:14

Originally Posted by Fish

Does he ever actually talk to this well-packaged female, or does he find his need for intellectual stimulation already well-covered by his association with you?

Why would he want to talk to her?

The warning was that should you find yourself in his position and get a taste for it, there could be trouble. The fairer sex do seem to have a mystical power over most men.

And Vifferman, if you've found that connection then I really do envy you.

**Big Dave** · 28th November 2005, 11:31

Originally Posted by The_Dover

The fairer sex do seem to have a mystical power over most men.

They're called boobs.

**jrandom** · 28th November 2005, 11:35

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Why would he want to talk to her?

Well, obviously he wouldn't, in this case.

It's just that two minutes of wet slapping sounds (with thanks to Jim2) followed by a cleanup job seems a bit pointless if the only thing one can do afterwards is turn on the telly.

But then again, for some, perhaps that's all they'd ever do in any case.

Originally Posted by The_Dover

And Vifferman, if you've found that connection then I really do envy you.

That connection isn't found. It's made.

You can spend the rest of your life 'looking' for it, but you'll only ever get out what you put in.