Street races and the cops.

[HDTboy]

That's assuming the bitch fetched it from the fridge...

There are wenches who don't?

[WINJA]

Ooooh! I bet THAT really showed 'em!! woohooo!!

ACTUALLY IT DID

[spudchucka]

but tell me...
how come they (the cops)always used to turn up UNINVITED to my parties????

i used to tell them that it was an INVITE ONLY party and as they were NOT invited ...........but they just said that they WERE invited.....by the neighbours...
this used to happen so often we used to set our watches to 12am....as that was the time they always used to come around!!!!
i never found out who invited them!!!

Thats why they aren't catching the boy racers, they're always busy breaking up your noisy bloody parties.

[The_Dover]

and skanks,

Hey homo, what's the fuckin problem with the dirty skanks??

[avgas]

hey man, take away all my excitement in the weekend.....cars are just bait and money for me there

[Lou Girardin]

Perhaps the 3 HP cops at 4.00PM in Huntly could have been spared to work the odd night shift. But then that would mean a significant revenue shortfall from all those killer company reps and school Mums that they apprehend.

[Brett]

One of the biggest issues, for me at least, Madboy is we don't put diesel on the roads. That shit fucks me off. If your car can't wheelspin without diesel then just give up because both you and your car are pathetic.

Exactly my thoughts. The other thing, is that you don't need to drive well to drive fast. You just need a heavy foot and be able to turn a steering wheel...and occasionally deal with oversteer and understeer...the true decent drivers are the ones who can consistently control drift, correct understeer and oversteer, break a car on the point of locking but keep it there and pick a good line through a corner.
What concerns me is that most of those little pricks sit...i mean lie down in their seat...attend a decent rally driving tutors course, and he will show you how to sit properly...to sum up...most of em can't drive, and they are STILL driving like they can.
On a bike, you can try to pretend your fast, but when you hit the first corner going to fast, that's it...9 times out of 10 you will go down!
Plus the pure physics of a bike are different.
The energy held by a car is much higher than a bike and will do much more damage to anything it hits. EK=1/2mv2...the mass and velocity are squared...more weight = more energy. More speed = more energy.
I used to be into the whole car racing scene, but since The Fast and the Useless came out and everyone got into the scene, it has quickly degraded.

[madboy]

Yeah it's pretty funny how horsepower and straight line speed are perceived to equal driving skill and ability to get through a corner fast/alive. Many moons ago when I was into that scene the belief was that if your car was as fast as my car then you should be able to keep up with me. Amazing how many tried that theory too. That and the constant cop attention (i.e. you drive boyracer car, what would you like a ticket for?) was what got me out of it. Oh, and buying a house didn't help either.

It was just too scary when young kids, 15-18yos with some really seriously fast cars, would try it on with you. I was 25. I'd had a few years of racing/rallying experience, not to mention a very mispent youth in cars. But cos their GSR/Evo/WRX/modded GTX was faster than my largely standard-ish GTX, must mean they could keep up! I didn't want to be the "other driver" involved in a race with someone who cocked it up and killed someone.

[madboy]

Hey homo, what's the fuckin problem with the dirty skanks??

I was listing skanks with the positives of excessive displays of speed and illegal gathering, not the negatives of diesel. There is nothing wrong in my books with a drunk 14yo wearing white pants.

[ZorsT]

. EK=1/2mv2...the mass and velocity are squared...more weight = more energy. More speed = more energy.

actually only the velocity is squared.

Order of operations

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A ddition/subtraction

[scumdog]

I was listing skanks with the positives of excessive displays of speed and illegal gathering, not the negatives of diesel. There is nothing wrong in my books with a drunk 14yo wearing white pants.

As long as you only look!!