A warning to all you old fellas!

**sels1** · 28th November 2005, 11:50

Originally Posted by Fish

That connection isn't found. It's made.

You can spend the rest of your life 'looking' for it, but you'll only ever get out what you put in.

Aint that the truth!

**Wolf** · 28th November 2005, 12:10

Originally Posted by Fish

It's just that two minutes of wet slapping sounds (with thanks to Jim2) followed by a cleanup job seems a bit pointless if the only thing one can do afterwards is turn on the telly.

But then again, for some, perhaps that's all they'd ever do in any case.

I thought farting, rolling over and instantly going to sleep was "the norm' on these occasions...

**vifferman** · 28th November 2005, 12:16

Originally Posted by sels1

Now I never thought you were that old.......

What old? :spudwhat:

**James Deuce** · 28th November 2005, 12:22

I'm wondering if this should be in the Product Review forum.

**vifferman** · 28th November 2005, 12:24

Originally Posted by Jim2

I'm wondering if this should be in the Product Review forum.

Very clever, Mr Jim2!

Unfortunately though, we're all talking about different brands and models of the product.

**The_Dover** · 28th November 2005, 12:41

General bike talk?

**heavenly.talker** · 28th November 2005, 13:29

Originally Posted by Wolf

I thought farting, rolling over and instantly going to sleep was "the norm' on these occasions...

Yeah but he tends to get upset when I do this...so I try to make a bit of an effort to give him a cuddle afterwards

**Colapop** · 28th November 2005, 14:01

Originally Posted by heavenly.talker

Yeah but he tends to get upset when I do this...so I try to make a bit of an effort to give him a cuddle afterwards

ROFL!!
I jus laffed an' laffed..

**Eurodave** · 28th November 2005, 14:15

The only thing doing any banging round here is the front door,its over 50 years old and its only got one knocker!!!

**Wolf** · 28th November 2005, 14:20

Originally Posted by heavenly.talker

Yeah but he tends to get upset when I do this...so I try to make a bit of an effort to give him a cuddle afterwards

You're so sensitive and caring...

**RantyDave** · 28th November 2005, 14:32

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Only prob though bro, I think it's given me a taste for small hard bodies again... just smooth taught, firm, supple young flesh......

Bastard.

(Her-indoors is away for six weeks)

Bastard.

Dave

**heavenly.talker** · 28th November 2005, 14:50

Originally Posted by Wolf

You're so sensitive and caring...

Yeah...
been told that a lot!

**strayjuliet** · 28th November 2005, 20:34

There must be some advantages to being a cradle - snatcher or a graverobber. I'm still trying to discover what they are. lol. What do you classify as young or old these days? There is 15 years between Wolf and I, does that mean that he is lucky because he has a younger model?

**heavenly.talker** · 28th November 2005, 21:10

Originally Posted by strayjuliet

There must be some advantages to being a cradle - snatcher or a graverobber. I'm still trying to discover what they are. lol. What do you classify as young or old these days? There is 15 years between Wolf and I, does that mean that he is lucky because he has a younger model?

Yip my man has 9 on me...everyone refers to me as his young (not so often now) piece of fluff!

They say your only as old as you feel...so how old is your feel?