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    Fartby

    This theme has been around for a while, but why not repeat it?

    A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

    His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart Rugby."

    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, Try and conversion 7-all".

    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Penalty - 10 points to 7."

    Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty 10-all."

    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Drop goal, I lead 13 to 10."

    Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail.

    Realising a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he messes in the bed.

    The wife says, What the hell was that?"

    The old man says, "Half time, change sides.

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    Brilliant.........
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Sounds like he should be red carded for foul play!
    I've finished okay...there are no last words of wisdom...it's time to pull your pants up and go home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavenly.talker
    Sounds like he should be red carded for foul play!
    Damaging the playing field like that would probably earn him at least a month in the Sin Bin...
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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