A rant about wolf, hehe

[strayjuliet]

OK, so Mr Wolf comes home from work to find me at the stove finishing some baking, he says hi gives me a kiss which is fine, but then he decides that the biscuits I've just taken out of the oven have his name written all over them and starts feeding his face. I tell him I would like to see them last longer than 1 day, whereupon he says "is 24hours and 30 seconds long enough?" (man it makes me wanna shoot him at times.)( ) I wonder, does any other female have the same problem with their baking not lasting?

[Wolf]

Actually, I at first said "Is 25 hours suitable?" then she said "HAH!" so I dropped the offer to 24 hours, 30 seconds... so I'm not quite the heartless bastard she'd have you believe

Not by 59 minutes, thirty seconds....

[MSTRS:Me]

Don't you ladies know that the best time to eat such baking is hot & fresh from the oven??? In copious quantities.
Sheesh!! And we try so hard to train you.

[Scorpygirl]

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! Sorry not into domestics!!!

We have enough problems with our male and female budgies. I have to admit she often wins and kicks him off the perch onto the cage floor.

[NotaGoth]

Hot and fresh from the oven!!! Damn straight!!!!


*ImagineZ* my old lady slapping my greedy little mits.. mmm cookies!

[strayjuliet]

OH sure, anything to save your own skin, eh, Wolf? Careful, I can make you sleep outside in the kid's tent. Hmmm, that aint really a bad idea - at least I would get some sleep...







It's not what you lot are thinking either, it's because he snores.

[heavenly.talker]

OK, so Mr Wolf comes home from work to find me at the stove finishing some baking, he says hi gives me a kiss which is fine, but then he decides that the biscuits I've just taken out of the oven have his name written all over them and starts feeding his face. I tell him I would like to see them last longer than 1 day, whereupon he says "is 24hours and 30 seconds long enough?" (man it makes me wanna shoot him at times.)( ) I wonder, does any other female have the same problem with their baking not lasting?

I really wish I could give you support on this one because more often than not...if it wasn't for the fact that I absolutely adore men in general I would have to shoot the buggers

However on this occassion and because I have totally limited kitchen skills (gave the hubby food posioning the first time I cooked for him...just can't understand why WINJA...not the hubby...would even ask for eggs from me ) I just simply can not relate.

Tell ya what...tell him he can have as many cookies as he wants in a 24 hour period as long as every time he eats one he has to do something of your choosing for 10 minutes. :

That might slow him down some...and if it doesn't at least you get some very nice blocks of time:spudbn:
...with him doing delightfully nice things...




like hanging out the washing
brushing your hair
cleaning the toliet
etc.

[Wolf]

...with him doing delightfully nice things...




like hanging out the washing
brushing your hair
cleaning the toliet
etc.

You are truly a Major Force for Evil...

[strayjuliet]

I really wish I could give you support on this one because more often than not...if it wasn't for the fact that I absolutely adore men in general I would have to shoot the buggers

However on this occassion and because I have totally limited kitchen skills (gave the hubby food posioning the first time I cooked for him...just can't understand why WINJA...not the hubby...would even ask for eggs from me ) I just simply can not relate.

Tell ya what...tell him he can have as many cookies as he wants in a 24 hour period as long as every time he eats one he has to do something of your choosing for 10 minutes. :

That might slow him down some...and if it doesn't at least you get some very nice blocks of time:spudbn:
...with him doing delightfully nice things...




like hanging out the washing
brushing your hair
cleaning the toliet
etc.

I like your way of thinking. lol (almost as evil as I am.)

[heavenly.talker]

You are truly a Major Force for Evil...

Thanks
It's a talent that I have been studiously developing

[WINJA]

things...




like hanging out the washing
brushing your hair
cleaning the toliet
etc.

NOPE THATS WOMANS WORK

[heavenly.talker]

NOPE THATS WOMANS WORK

Well I had the line in the water for simply ages...
About time you showed up!
You not feeling well tonight WINJA?
bit slow to the fray and off the game

[Pathos]

...hmmm, you're right, domestic disputes are easier online....

[heavenly.talker]

...hmmm, you're right, domestic disputes are easier online....

And funnier!!!

[strayjuliet]

NOPE THATS WOMANS WORK

Careful, Winja, there are a few of us female bikers on this site - you might be asking for trouble with that remark. lol