5 THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO SAY

**scumdog** · 1st December 2005, 16:18

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

I'd rather get ignored by chicks for free.

Sounds like a line from a Dire Straits song.... "Money for nothing...

**Posh Tourer :P** · 2nd December 2005, 06:23

Originally Posted by Eurodave

And you know this.....how??

6 months in Norwich and meeting a few odd people...

Originally Posted by ducatilover

you mean if you're too ugly to get them normally? well of to the gay bar i go.....aparently chicks feeel more secure in gay bars

Well, yes.... But shhh, not so loud.....

Yeah the second part is true....As long as you can handle looking unavailable to the gay guys....

Originally Posted by Fish

Ferkin' hell man, you ever actually *been* in a lesbian bar?

'Hot' is not where the average is at in most of those place, dude.

Errr I dunno which lesbian bars *you* have been in, but my experience is a whole range.... reasonable is the average, and particularly in the clubs (rather than bars) you get some *very* good looking chicks.... And in a gay club more people can actually dance instead of standing in a circle looking embarrassed or suffling from foot to foot..... Great fun

**Wolf** · 2nd December 2005, 14:58

It doesn't matter how good- or bad-looking the lesbians are, unless you're a lesbian you've got no bloody show any way...

**scumdog** · 2nd December 2005, 15:08

Originally Posted by Wolf

It doesn't matter how good- or bad-looking the lesbians are, unless you're a lesbian you've got no bloody show any way...

But it's like looking at a 2005 Mustang - you might never get anywhere with it but shit it's good to look at!!

**The_Dover** · 2nd December 2005, 15:11

Maybe we could all head down to one and see how many converts we can get?

Maurice says he's in.....

**placidfemme** · 17th December 2005, 10:22

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Maybe we could all head down to one and see how many converts we can get?

Maurice says he's in.....

lol if the bouncers let you in... you've made the first step... seeing as your mostly typically male... you'd hit on the femme chicks... and thier semi butch partners would be the next step... chances are... if you walked out with a chick... you either walked in with her... or she's not a lesbian... so either way mission failed... but if you guys decide to go for it... let me know I'll come along just for the laugh

**ducatilover** · 18th December 2005, 19:48

Originally Posted by placidfemme

lol if the bouncers let you in... you've made the first step... seeing as your mostly typically male... you'd hit on the femme chicks... and thier semi butch partners would be the next step... chances are... if you walked out with a chick... you either walked in with her... or she's not a lesbian... so either way mission failed... but if you guys decide to go for it... let me know I'll come along just for the laugh

hahaha fair enuff

i think i'll give up on the lesbians.....

**Wolf** · 19th December 2005, 06:26

Originally Posted by placidfemme

lol if the bouncers let you in... you've made the first step... seeing as your mostly typically male... you'd hit on the femme chicks... and thier semi butch partners would be the next step... chances are... if you walked out with a chick... you either walked in with her... or she's not a lesbian... so either way mission failed... but if you guys decide to go for it... let me know I'll come along just for the laugh

I seldom get to Auckland so you'll have to film what hapens so I can watch it at my leisure.

Love a good farce...

**rogson** · 19th December 2005, 07:10

Finding youself accidently in a gay bar can happen!

It happened to me once in San Francisco. A mate and I had played a round of golf on the course near the Golden Gate bridge on a really hot bright day. We were dying for a beer so decided we would stop at the first bar we saw on the way home. So we walk into this bar (Megs Place from memory) - virtually dark inside from the glarey day outside - straight up to the counter and order a couple of beers. My mate then asks "wheres the mens room?". The place suddenly goes real quiet, and when we look around (our eyes now getting used to the low light) we see the place is full of women with spikey hair - many wearing pants with braces - all glaring at us.

They thought he was taking the piss - but all he wanted was a piss.

**Wolf** · 19th December 2005, 07:43

Heh. Excellent, Rogson.

Never been into a Lesbian Bar or club but had quite a laugh when a lesbian friend invited me out for a drink at a gay bar - the bloke at the door looked at us, took us for a couple who'd blundered in looking for a place to have a drink and asked "Do you know what this place is?" Guess he doesn't get to see a lot of male-female couples walking in the door...

**scumdog** · 19th December 2005, 15:53

Was in Palm Springs in November , seemed strange to see so many pairs of males walking around, some were decidedly 'camp' -then I saw the posters for Gay Pride Weekend and the penny dropped!!!

(C.B. warned me not to talk to strange men when we went to the bars)

Must be uglier than I thought, nobody hit on me!

**idb** · 20th December 2005, 16:22

Originally Posted by scumdog

Must be uglier than I thought, nobody hit on me!

I'd say it was your clearly evident manliness that warned them off SD.
I swear, when I'm around you sometimes I wish I was a pretty lady.

Erk, I sure hope I didn't type that out loud

**scumdog** · 20th December 2005, 17:10

Originally Posted by idb

I'd say it was your clearly evident manliness that warned them off SD.
I swear, when I'm around you sometimes I wish I was a pretty lady.

Erk, I sure hope I didn't type that out loud

I hope you're not a pretty lady EVER! ('Cos then how bad would the UGLY ones look???)