im retiring. my speech.

**cowpoos** · 30th November 2005, 09:05

well...I was thinking this thread was going to go straight in to a heated bitch fight...if fact I'm quite disappointed it hasn't...Oh well...be interesting to see how long he keeps repleying for since hes left the sight and all...lol

aye mikey...I can still smell lawn clippings....your lurkin....comon show your self...

**Sniper** · 30th November 2005, 09:14

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Two words, Mikey....Hotel California.

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

**ManDownUnder** · 30th November 2005, 09:16

Originally Posted by Postie

Do you have ADD or are you just retarded???

You mean they're exclusive? That's not what my specialist told me!

**ManDownUnder** · 30th November 2005, 09:17

Originally Posted by Sniper

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends

eh wot?

You gotta find yourself an english translation...

**Hitcher** · 30th November 2005, 11:45

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

eh wot?

You gotta find yourself an english translation...

I hesitate to ask what you thought the words were...

**froggyfrenchman** · 30th November 2005, 11:57

ooooooooh christ.

**ManDownUnder** · 30th November 2005, 12:18

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I hesitate to ask what you thought the words were...

That's fine - I'm now hesitating to comment further "bugger bugger bugger" LOL!

Money where my mouth is..

"Her mind is definately twisted
She got her Mercedes Benz."

OK - now for the follow up qs...

"Tiffany- twisted" - who/what is Tiffany?

The "Mercedes bends" means what?

**Waylander** · 30th November 2005, 12:21

Dynamytus, could you delete everything in your post under the first "Quote:"?

**NotaGoth** · 30th November 2005, 12:37

mikey, santa told me he's giving you coal for christmas. you have apparently been a bad, bad boy.

**Sparky Bills** · 30th November 2005, 12:41

Catcha dude.
See you and your yellow submarine round the hills.
Dont work too hard.

**R1** · 30th November 2005, 13:10

Thats fucken funny, the bit about scumdog and spudchuka..so so true..

and im sure you were going to come down to Christchurch and teach me a lesson mikey? when?? mr lest and mr right are waiting.....

or you could shout me a sesh and ill forget the whole thing, what thing? oh wait perhaps I have had one sesh too many...

sad to see you go your a funny cunt..

**WINJA** · 30th November 2005, 14:15

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

oh and you shouldnt talk about women like that, its pretty hurtful, i dont know why you have to be such a moron. To be honest i deal with bad motherfukers every day of my life, you aint bad, i bet your some geeky nobody who lives in his bedroom on pizza and coke, has zits bigger than your head and still gets breast fed.

you probably ride a mini chopper cause you cant ride for shit.

NOPE ITS BEEN VERIFIED , HES LEGIT

**Lou Girardin** · 30th November 2005, 15:02

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

That's fine - I'm now hesitating to comment further "bugger bugger bugger" LOL!

Money where my mouth is..

"Her mind is definately twisted
She got her Mercedes Benz."

OK - now for the follow up qs...

"Tiffany- twisted" - who/what is Tiffany?

The "Mercedes bends" means what?

Tiffany as in diamonds.
Mercedes Bends (Benz)

Translation - she's materialistic and avaricious.

**Hitcher** · 30th November 2005, 15:42

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

"Tiffany- twisted" - who/what is Tiffany?

The "Mercedes bends" means what?

Tiffany -- manufacturers of upmarket bling containing diamonds of significant carats.
Mercedes bends -- again a reference to a lifestyle of extravagant conspicuous expenditure. Nice play on words alluding to the diving disorder.

Clever use of language and allegory. Combined with great tunes, another reason to love the Eagles.

Lou beat me to it. Should read the whole thread first...