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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Mercedes bends -- again a reference to a lifestyle of extravagant conspicuous expenditure. Nice play on words alluding to the diving disorder.
    I thought that was what you got from going down on posh skank..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    I thought that was what you got from going down on posh skank..........
    na - for that you get a Becks...
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50
    oh and you shouldnt talk about women like that, its pretty hurtful, i dont know why you have to be such a moron. To be honest i deal with bad motherfukers every day of my life, you aint bad, i bet your some geeky nobody who lives in his bedroom on pizza and coke, has zits bigger than your head and still gets breast fed.

    you probably ride a mini chopper cause you cant ride for shit.
    Pretty sure he'd fuck you AND your raggedy arse 250 up without too much effort at all.

    You ever met the boy? Didn't think so.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    You ever met the boy? Didn't think so.........
    Heh.

    Take the rafter from thine own eye...

    Echoes of your initial reaction to mikey there, old chap.
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    what the fuck are you talking about ya fairy princess...can you not talk like a normal person...or do you some how believe that using big words makes you more of a man or women or what ever the hell you are....

    get a life...
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    what the fuck are you talking about ya fairy princess...can you not talk like a normal person...
    Was that a response to my post?

    But I didn't use any big words that time!

    Of course, if you're responding to mikey, I'm totally with you. He's a total fairy princess all the way, man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    Heh.

    Take the rafter from thine own eye...

    Echoes of your initial reaction to mikey there, old chap.
    what do you think....

    why would there be a rafter in trashes eye....I mean?????????

    are you a dole bludging poet or sumthing.....?????????


    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    I thought that was what you got from going down on posh skank...
    You can mitigate the effects of the bends associated with muff diving by staging your ascent. Or you can learn to breathe through your ears...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    Heh.

    Take the rafter from thine own eye...

    Echoes of your initial reaction to mikey there, old chap.
    Just tryin' to stir the pot a bit more mate, you know me.

    And yeah, I do remember my intitial reaction to Mikey, then meeting him and thinking "This cunt's actually a stand up young bloke".

    With the exception of the occasioanl trol, I don't think I've threatened to remove anyones teeth before meeting them since then.


    Ahhhh, good times........
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    Oh bro, don't leave. Your one good cunt and one of my true supporters.

    I'm gunna race harder and faster than ever before, for everyone who still belives in me.

    Just hang around mate, I need your support bro!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    You can mitigate the effects of the bends associated with muff diving by staging your ascent. Or you can learn to breathe through your ears...
    I use dive tables as my instructor taught me.
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    I use dive tables as my instructor taught me.
    I use my tongue - and make sure the dive tables have sturdy legs!
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    why would there be a rafter in trashes eye....I mean?????????
    It's a quote, man, Jesus said it first.

    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    are you a dole bludging poet or sumthing.....?????????
    Yeah, I'm real poetic. Whole bloody wardrobe full of berets and turtlenecks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    It's a quote, man, Jesus said it first.
    He was a clever f*cker that Jesus bloke
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    He was a clever f*cker that Jesus bloke
    Wonder what sort of bike Jesus would have ridden if he was around today?
    With long hair and a beard ... probably a Harley although my first thought was a wee scooter. OK. That's my random contribution. You can go back to your discussion now. :spudwave:
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