How to make a total arse of yourself in 10 easy steps

[Colapop]

Yeah?? So did he get any?

What would ya say in the am? I'll get my people to call your husbands people?

Biff did you use any of these? -
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=20923
You could've got lucky!

[*sic]

your my hero

[Sniper]

Biff, our KB representative overseas everybody.

[ManDownUnder]

I am SO GLAD I heard about this... (I now know I'm not the only one to make a dick of myself...)

Get Well soon mate - and remember... spewing BEFORE you go to sleep is much preferable to doing it WHILE you sleep, or after you wake up.

... so I remember anyway...

On the bright side - you'll be able to ingratiate yourself with them now. Anything along the lines of "can I borrow your bag for a sec" will bring those memories flodding back.

Get well soon mate

MDU

[The_Dover]

Anything along the lines of "can I borrow your bag for a sec" will bring those memories flodding back.

MDU

Yeah, but will he think you're refering to his storage sack or his missus??

[Karma]

So did you get any?

Well they don't seem to take EFTPOS and won't give me a discount for a quickie.

[The_Dover]

You just got to know the right people Weasel

Tell 'em Maurice sent you.

[ManDownUnder]

Yeah, but will he think you're refering to his storage sack or his missus??

It'd be a brave man offering his lady love to be spewed on...

[froggyfrenchman]

Piss funny thread. Keep up the good work!

[oldrider]

OK Biff your feeling bad but you will do it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again and again, and again,and again,

[Skyryder]

There comes a time when you realize that you can not drink the way that you use to. The defining moment is when you can remember making and arse of your self and when you can not. Biff I think your defining moment has arrived.

Time to pull your head in ol' son and make everday better than the last one.

Skyryder

[Macktheknife]

That reminds me of a certain nephew of mine having a similar problem, but he was not quick enough to ask for a bag and just missed the CEO of foreign company spending $25 mil. He did however power-chuck all over his private secretary standing right next to him. Fortunately the CEO found this outrageously funny and the party continued... without my nephew.

[WINJA]

1. GET CAUGHT MASTURBATING IN CUSTOMERS ENGINE ROOM
THERE ONLY NEEDS TO BE ONE ON THAT LIST , ITS MY WORK MATES LIST, ID RATHER HAVE YOURS THAN HIS BIFF

[texmo]

1. GET CAUGHT MASTURBATING IN CUSTOMERS ENGINE ROOM
THERE ONLY NEEDS TO BE ONE ON THAT LIST , ITS MY WORK MATES LIST, ID RATHER HAVE YOURS THAN HIS BIFF

Some one at work work actually did this?

[miSTa]

Very well done Biff, you should be proud

(t's the kind of stupid I would almost do myself )