Alternative Music

**The_Dover** · 1st December 2005, 22:53

Originally Posted by Goblin

That dark one has plastic tits.

I dunno, I once had a chick that I thought had fakies, they were pretty big and I was expecting a bit of gravity action. But when unleashed they were like rocks, and I gave them a good inspection but could find no sign that the evidence had been tampered with. Un-fucking-believable really.

And a whole lotta fun.

**RantyDave** · 1st December 2005, 23:10

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I once had a chick that I thought had fakies, they were pretty big and I was expecting a bit of gravity action. But when unleashed they were like rocks, and I gave them a good inspection but could find no sign that the evidence had been tampered with. Un-fucking-believable really.

Now that is a work of art. An enitre paragraph, none of which I could show to my mother. Nice.

Dave

**N4CR** · 2nd December 2005, 00:24

Some of my Black/death metal and grindcore:
Emperor
Cannibal Corpse
Sirius
Opeth
Mephistopheles
Satyricon
Darkthrone
Arcturus (Avante-Garde)

Raja Ram (ambient techno)
Paul Van Dyke (Ministry Of Sound dancey stuff)
etc etc

Weird tastes eh..

**SPORK** · 2nd December 2005, 00:51

All yous guys listen to shit.

Evergrey (no tristank, not evergay)
Nitro
Atlas :P
Genitallica
NWA

**T.W.R** · 2nd December 2005, 07:17

white zombie
bolt thrower
sepultra
death angel
pestilence
cancer
coal chamber
exploited
foreskins
sick pleasure

**MisterD** · 2nd December 2005, 07:37

Originally Posted by T.W.R

pixies
budgie

I second those, and add my 2cents:
New Model Army
Fugazi
Mudhoney
PWEI
Jesus & Mary Chain
Dr Phibes & the House of Wax Equations
Cud

**chris** · 2nd December 2005, 08:18

There may be two bands in those listed that could truly be classed as Alternative.

**Madmax** · 2nd December 2005, 09:07

scratch acid
melvins

**Yokai** · 2nd December 2005, 09:10

alternative as in "non-commercial"

The Abandoned Pools (ex The Eels singer)
VNV Nation (gothic techno)
Masashi Yabbuhara (japanese rock)
Keishi Urata (nihon jazz)
United Future Organisation (loungecore)