Chuck Norris is the new Hoff

**Zed** · 4th December 2005, 07:20

Originally Posted by Sniper

You aren't missing out out much SR, but have you ever watched Walker: Texas Ranger?

Firstly, this thread is crap. Secondly, O come on Sniper, old Chuck entertained the world for years with his cheesy good looks and proven martial arts...his acting abilities were down there with Sly and Arnie (granted these guys improved heaps over the years) but he still drew the audiences, including me.

**oldrider** · 4th December 2005, 22:09

I worry about Sniper, I do! :slap: John.

**Sniper** · 4th December 2005, 22:22

Originally Posted by oldrider

I worry about Sniper, I do! :slap: John.

Thanks Oldrider

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But yea, I was never much of a Chuck fan. Martial arts are best left to those of Asian origin.

**texmo** · 4th December 2005, 22:42

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

LOL mate thats funny, but seriously... seek professional help now.

agreeeeeed

**Skyryder** · 5th December 2005, 17:27

Originally Posted by Sniper

You aren't missing out out much SR, but have you ever watched Walker: Texas Ranger?

I use to hang out with Mr Walker. Had this wopping knuckle duster on his finger in the shape of a skull. One wack with that and you were marked for life.

This Chuckie guy sounds like a wus. Texas ranger hmmn aren't they the guys with the prissy white stetsons?

Skyryder

**Skyryder** · 5th December 2005, 17:31

Originally Posted by Sniper

Thanks Oldrider

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But yea, I was never much of a Chuck fan. Martial arts are best left to those of Asian origin.

I like that tall smooth looking dude. Akido type.

Then there was this asian guy can't remember, who practiced the Crane style. Shit he could make some moves.

Skyryder

**NordieBoy** · 5th December 2005, 19:23

Crane style - David Carradine (Grasshopper)?
Akido - Steven Segal?

**Zed** · 5th December 2005, 20:33

Originally Posted by NordieBoy

Akido - Steven Segal?

You mean Mr 'Mass-release budget movie getting old-overweight-slow bad acting' Segal?

Nico has left the building!

**FlangMasterJ** · 5th December 2005, 21:32

Do not under estimate Chucks abilities!

"In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition."

**Zed** · 5th December 2005, 21:34

Originally Posted by FlangMasterJ

Do not under estimate Chucks abilities!

"In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition."

I rest my case!

Don't mess with the new Hoff!