As I mature...

[Virago]

As I mature, I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just arseholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

[scumdog]

Sounds a bit like you went to the same school of life that I went to!!

[Sniper]

Hehehe, the lessons of life, how could we forget.

Thanks

[DMNTD:Me]

Yep,same school different year but it's all true
The best one I remember came from my Dad..
"If you lay down with dogs,you'll wake up with fleas..."
Works in most situations too,I only wished I listened earlier :slap: but hey,learnt that one now too!

[Wolf]

Yep,same school different year but it's all true
The best one I remember came from my Dad..
"If you lay down with dogs,you'll wake up with fleas..."
Works in most situations too,I only wished I listened earlier :slap: but hey,learnt that one now too!

From my dad: "If you're drunk to the point of vomiting and you feel something furry coming up your throat - grab onto it, it's your arsehole!"

[Storm]

wise words all