Summer joke

[Kiwi]

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice

Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old
baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was
disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and
laughing, looking sick!

So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's
wrong now?"

JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"

[scumdog]

Told that joke on Wednesday night at the bar -to add impact make sure you say it is a Jersey Bennie potato and put the scene as the whatever beach is nearest to where you are.( people will tell you they will never look at a J.B. spud the same way again.)

BTW I can't remember the last time I heard somebody else tell that joke, always gets a good reaction.

[ducatilover]

he he. have to try that