Lane splitting/filtering: the legal and commonsense answers

**bosslady** · 22nd February 2013, 15:53

Originally Posted by Madness

KiwiBiker: A site for all New Zealand Motorcyclists, including grumpy cunts who never appear to have anything positive, helpful or constructive to say.

Fixed that for ya.

**Madness** · 22nd February 2013, 15:58

Originally Posted by bosslady

Not helpful. Because, I have never met a newbie who knew how to do everything and how to do everything very well straight off the bat. Otherwise we wouldn't call it learning, we'd call it... knowing. How is someone supposed to learn without making mistakes or know if they can do something if they don't ever try in the first place? Thanks for red rep.

If you clipped my wing mirror I wouldn't give a flying fuck wether you were a learner or Evil fucking Knevil. You were looking for opinions and I gave mine, where's the problem?

As for the red, give and ye shall receive. They're only pixels after all.

**f2dz** · 22nd February 2013, 15:58

I thought this was a thread about lane splitting, not dick measuring..?

Fighting on the internet is the epitome of cool.

**Madness** · 22nd February 2013, 15:59

You forgot to mention the fat lesbians on GN250's.

**ducatilover** · 22nd February 2013, 16:01

Some people have forgotten humans make errors and shit does indeed happen.

I don't think Bosslady was condoning the clipping of mirrors

**skippa1** · 22nd February 2013, 16:04

Originally Posted by bosslady

Not helpful. Because, I have never met a newbie who knew how to do everything and how to do everything very well straight off the bat. Otherwise we wouldn't call it learning, we'd call it... knowing. How is someone supposed to learn without making mistakes or know if they can do something if they don't ever try in the first place? Thanks for red rep.

dont worry.....internet forums are reknowned for self righteous rants from pullocks

**bosslady** · 22nd February 2013, 16:08

Originally Posted by Madness

You forgot to mention the fat lesbians on GN250's.

Now, now. No reason to get shitty because I eat more cake and get more pussy than you.

**Coldrider** · 22nd February 2013, 16:10

Originally Posted by skippa1

pullocks

you mean pillock

**ducatilover** · 22nd February 2013, 16:11

Originally Posted by bosslady

Now, now. No reason to get shitty because I eat more cake and get more pussy than you. ReoOoOoOwww HISSSS

Genuine question: do lesbians compare finger size?

**bosslady** · 22nd February 2013, 16:11

Originally Posted by ducatilover

Some people have forgotten humans make errors and shit does indeed happen.

I don't think Bosslady was condoning the clipping of mirrors

Correct. I actually felt really terrible/guilty but there was nowhere to pull over and nothing I could do about it given how and where the traffic was at (despite the opinions some may have). Hence me just completely stop trying any more and getting off at the next off ramp. I usually always avoid peak hour traffic but couldn't in this instance as I was travelling into Central Auckland from Hamilton in the morning. I thought I'd give it a try, I failed. Now I won't try it again until I have someone more experienced to help me. Lesson learnt.

**skippa1** · 22nd February 2013, 16:13

Originally Posted by Coldrider

you mean pillock

hahahahaaaaaa.....yeah them fuckers too

**bosslady** · 22nd February 2013, 16:14

Originally Posted by ducatilover

Genuine question: do lesbians compare finger size?

Doesn't matter. I have skinny fingers, sometimes you just have to use two, or all of them?

Disclaimer: I'm actually not a lesbian. I like penis too much

**Madness** · 22nd February 2013, 16:15

Originally Posted by Maha

Its that time of the month for Madness, tomorrow he will bake you a cake...

I wish that was the case Mark. Sadly though this place has gone full retard and it's like it daily.

Originally Posted by f2dz

Fighting on the internet is the epitome of cool.

Second only to Victory ownership.

Originally Posted by ducatilover

I don't think Bosslady was condoning the clipping of mirrors

I don't think she was either. I do think she has an interesting view on what is useful and what is not. Clearly if someone posts anything other than the likes of the countless twats on here all wishing they could sniff her Ginny's seat after a hot afternoons lane-splitting she automatically deems it not worthy.

Originally Posted by skippa1

dont worry.....internet forums are reknowned for self righteous rants from pullocks

And midget chicks with a tighter grasp on their own genitalia than the english language, so it seems.

**f2dz** · 22nd February 2013, 16:15

Originally Posted by bosslady

Correct. I actually felt really terrible/guilty but there was nowhere to pull over and nothing I could do about it given how and where the traffic was at (despite the opinions some may have). Hence me just completely stop trying any more and getting off at the next off ramp. I usually always avoid peak hour traffic but couldn't in this instance as I was travelling into Central Auckland from Hamilton in the morning. I thought I'd give it a try, I failed. Now I won't try it again until I have someone more experienced to help me. Lesson learnt.

It happens. You sound more than capable to split lanes. Sometimes it just takes a mirror clip to wake you up a bit. I wouldn't completely avoid it if I were you. You'll only get better at it by doing it more.

Last time I clipped a mirror was going up Victoria Street and it was on a nice Aston Martin too, but he intentionally blocked me, so meh.