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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE
    well... i think i used up my daily quota of 4 letter words on her ( for the next 12 years...)
    You have a quota?!? I always thought it was a case if needs must then...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    You have a quota?!? I always thought it was a case if needs must then...

    i just added $3985.16 to the swear jar..


    bet she's never HEARD some of them...


    $10 says that Zed felt a disturbance in the Force....


    i think i need some BLING to help me heal
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    Ouch - glad you're pretty much ok though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE
    well... i think i used up my daily quota of 4 letter words on her ( for the next 12 years...)

    Glad you're in 1 piece Sarge and that the bike isn't much damaged. I'd bet that the tart was on her cellphone or putting on mascara or primping her hair or adjusting the stereo or or reaching for the cigarette lighter...or all of the foregoing
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerryg
    Glad you're in 1 piece Sarge and that the bike isn't much damaged. I'd bet that the tart was on her cellphone or putting on mascara or primping her hair or adjusting the stereo or or reaching for the cigarette lighter...or all of the foregoing


    cellphone..

    "hold on Mary.. i cant hear you.. theres this loud crashing sound.."
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    Bummer Sarge matey.Good job on givin that dumb woman a wording to, I personally would have to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    Jezus H mate! Good there's not too much damage to you or the bike./ She can afford to get you some new gear and fix you bike, that'll teach her to look next time. MDU may have got the rego.
    Na I was a couple of minutes behing the whole thing. Bugger but c'est la vie...
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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Na I was a couple of minutes behing the whole thing. Bugger but c'est la vie...

    Good onya MDU for stopping to help out SARGE.
    Well done mate....

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    bugger! at least your in one piece, thats the main thing!
    dumb-ass beemer driving slappa huh, mmm their out there

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    Oh Sarge...that just bites!!!!
    Sorry to hear about your down on the motorbike...don't believe that you have used up all the 4 letter words allowance for the next 10 years...in fact will have to test that theory lol!
    Glad that you're okay!!!!
    Hugs for the oweees
    I've finished okay...there are no last words of wisdom...it's time to pull your pants up and go home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE


    i think i need some BLING to help me heal

    Done. For being a cry baby
    Kerry

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavenly.talker
    Oh Sarge...that just bites!!!!
    Sorry to hear about your down on the motorbike...don't believe that you have used up all the 4 letter words allowance for the next 10 years...in fact will have to test that theory lol!
    Glad that you're okay!!!!
    Hugs for the oweees


    ok... i managed a few more just now...


    got to the 30th one and all i could say was #%&*@$
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    It must be the morning for the ladies. I had one take a race line across two lanes on a left hander. The problem was, I was there.
    I tried to point out the error of her ways at the lights, but she looked straight ahead and pretended to make a call, hoping the angry biker wasn't real. That's when I got real pissed off, but the lights changed before I could do a mirrorectomy.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    It must be the morning for the ladies. I had one take a race line across two lanes on a left hander. The problem was, I was there.
    I tried to point out the error of her ways at the lights, but she looked straight ahead and pretended to make a call, hoping the angry biker wasn't real. That's when I got real pissed off, but the lights changed before I could do a mirrorectomy.


    funny thing is i had a weird feeling this morning and put my dogtags on... just in case
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    just went out and had a look... :sob: not perfect anymore ..


    getting some crash bungs from Kitt @ Sportsbikesnz.co.nz
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    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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