BLACK TESTICLES

[Maha]

A patient is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation. A cute nurse appears to sponge his hands and face "nurse"? he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black"? Embarrassed nurse blushes and replies "i dont know, im only here to wash your hands and face". He struggles again to ask, "nurse, are my testicles black"? Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a good look and says "theres nothing wrong with them" The man pulls off his mask and says very slowly, "That was very nice but listen very closely, "are....my....test...results...back"?

[Gremlin]

err, good, but heard before, and it should be in the jokes and humour thread...

[**R1**]

I have a gsxr tank in my shed that my border flattened with his nuts, they were black and the size of tennis bulls for about 3 weeks.

[Sniper]

I have a gsxr tank in my shed that my border flattened with his nuts, they were black and the size of tennis bulls for about 3 weeks.

I don't want to know how you know this

[thehollowmen]

we have this on the wall at work... I work in a medical lab

Good work .. gives me a giggle every time

now.. brent_B are your testicles still black?

[coley]

we have this on the wall at work... I work in a medical lab

Good work .. gives me a giggle every time

now.. brent_B are your testicles still black?

not bad. but seriously 8-9 year ago mate by the name of xmas shafted a car up the rectium comin over a blind rise throttle wide open missis on the back god dam left a print of cock and balls in the tank and peeled his forskin right back to his scrotum 11 stitches to sew it back on. thought you girls would like that one

[Pillick]

graphic... just reading that made my balls retract themselves to safety