I need new tyres for the moped

[Postie]

for some reason they keep going flat..... any ideas???

[Sniper]

Bahahahahaha. Who ate all the pies Postie.

[Eurodave]

for some reason they keep going flat..... any ideas???

Followed closely by.....new suspension .......then complete motor rebuild

[The_Dover]

Followed closely by.....new suspension .......then complete motor rebuild

plus stomach stapling and a subscription to Jenny Craig:spudbooge

[ManDownUnder]

for some reason they keep going flat..... any ideas???

Yeah - the air's all at the top. Make the bike go faster so it centrifuges all around them plave and she'll be right. Speed humps in pie shop drive throughs are a common cause of the problem. Avoid them where possible

On the bright side, if the the tyres are buggered, the rider seems to be carrying a few spares

[Damon]

You could use one of the tyres around your gut but that will be too big, try one off a leg or and arm, that might fit and god knows you have them to spare

[Postie]

c'mon guys go easy, its not my fault, i have big bones....

[The_Dover]

Yeah, big ass bone, big belly bone, big man breast bones.........

[skidMark]

it's people like that that put holes in the road
...not tyres...poor road hope it's thick tarseal

[Suney]

hey guys
obesity is not a laughing matter
its a genetic disorder that can't be helped