Hey, I come from Blenheim. Theres only 1 real ped crossing in the town centre, all the others a courtesy crossings!!Originally Posted by Sniper
Hey, I come from Blenheim. Theres only 1 real ped crossing in the town centre, all the others a courtesy crossings!!Originally Posted by Sniper
Flame me bitch ! I am a sucker for punishment.Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
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Pukekohe is full of them too......can cause a lot of problems as most pedestrians seem to think they are 'pedestrian crossings' (and walk out in front of you without looking) but as there aint many courteous drivers in Puke it can get nasty:slap: Don't get me started on the roundabouts....Originally Posted by Sniper
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It's all fun and games until someone loses a hymen
Hey who you calling bitch! I meant that I flamed him for starting the thread.... sorry didn't make it clear enough obviously!Originally Posted by Fart
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Personal best is getting a pedestrian to scream!!!
Ped walks half way into the lane and then just stops and didn't even hint at taking a backwards step... "OK then - if that's how ya want's to play it"... very gentle drift to the left barely missing them. Out comes a very loud scream. I KNEW that I didn't run over their toes since their fat gut covered that area very nicely!![]()
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
It was a joke. :spudboogeOriginally Posted by Str8 Jacket
I hit a pedestrian on my FZ400 once, he walked out from between two vans, and didn't look in my direction at all, and I managed to slow to about 20 k from 50, and knocked him on his ass on Woodward road in Mt Albert, he got up looking very stunned, pulled his wallet out, and crammed about $400 dollars in small notes into my lap, and ran off very quickly. I was left in the middle of the road looking at this money between my genitals and the tank, whilst motorists honked at me from behind, as there was quite a queue behind me at this point.
I will never forget that day, I still have no idea what the money was for, I wonder sometimes if he just robbed a bank.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
Originally Posted by Fart
Lol, yeah I know I forgot this smilie ------>!!!!!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Hmmm, this could become quite profitable....Originally Posted by kronos
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TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Hehe, it rates as one of the wierdest things that ever happened to me, but the guy just ran off, and I had no way of following him, so I just kept the dough. Thankfully the FZ was a nekkid bike, so the the impact didnt do any damage, which I guessed might have been why he threw the dough at me.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
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