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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    I wonder how you guys would cope in Blenheim. Hahaha, there are so many flipping courtesy crossings, you can guarantee a couple of arguments per day and at least one hospilisation per week
    Hey, I come from Blenheim. Theres only 1 real ped crossing in the town centre, all the others a courtesy crossings!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    OMG, how long have you had that avatar for?... One of my mates who told me about this site had that avatar and started that "last one to post in here thread" I have flamed him shitloads for it!
    Flame me bitch ! I am a sucker for punishment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    I wonder how you guys would cope in Blenheim. Hahaha, there are so many flipping courtesy crossings, you can guarantee a couple of arguments per day and at least one hospilisation per week
    Pukekohe is full of them too......can cause a lot of problems as most pedestrians seem to think they are 'pedestrian crossings' (and walk out in front of you without looking) but as there aint many courteous drivers in Puke it can get nasty:slap: Don't get me started on the roundabouts....
    It's all fun and games until someone loses a hymen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fart
    Flame me bitch ! I am a sucker for punishment.
    Hey who you calling bitch! I meant that I flamed him for starting the thread.... sorry didn't make it clear enough obviously!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Personal best is getting a pedestrian to scream!!!
    Ped walks half way into the lane and then just stops and didn't even hint at taking a backwards step... "OK then - if that's how ya want's to play it"... very gentle drift to the left barely missing them. Out comes a very loud scream. I KNEW that I didn't run over their toes since their fat gut covered that area very nicely!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Hey who you calling bitch! I meant that I flamed him for starting the thread.... sorry didn't make it clear enough obviously!
    It was a joke. :spudbooge

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    I hit a pedestrian on my FZ400 once, he walked out from between two vans, and didn't look in my direction at all, and I managed to slow to about 20 k from 50, and knocked him on his ass on Woodward road in Mt Albert, he got up looking very stunned, pulled his wallet out, and crammed about $400 dollars in small notes into my lap, and ran off very quickly. I was left in the middle of the road looking at this money between my genitals and the tank, whilst motorists honked at me from behind, as there was quite a queue behind me at this point.

    I will never forget that day, I still have no idea what the money was for, I wonder sometimes if he just robbed a bank.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fart
    It was a joke. :spudbooge

    Lol, yeah I know I forgot this smilie ------> !!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronos
    I hit a pedestrian on my FZ400 once, he walked out from between two vans, and didn't look in my direction at all, and I managed to slow to about 20 k from 50, and knocked him on his ass on Woodward road in Mt Albert, he got up looking very stunned, pulled his wallet out, and crammed about $400 dollars in small notes into my lap, and ran off very quickly. I was left in the middle of the road looking at this money between my genitals and the tank, whilst motorists honked at me from behind, as there was quite a queue behind me at this point.

    I will never forget that day, I still have no idea what the money was for, I wonder sometimes if he just robbed a bank.
    Hmmm, this could become quite profitable....
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    Hehe, it rates as one of the wierdest things that ever happened to me, but the guy just ran off, and I had no way of following him, so I just kept the dough. Thankfully the FZ was a nekkid bike, so the the impact didnt do any damage, which I guessed might have been why he threw the dough at me.
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