Flatmate wanted (read: Needed asap)

[pyrocam]

The Brotherhood welcomes you,

One of our kind has left the infinite wisdom and all knowing compassion of The Flat.

Were you to contemplate taking the journey of the living in The Flat, you would need to send me a PM, and recall The Reasons of Self-Definition. Only then would the Brotherhood consider allowing you to advance the Seven Steps of Worthyness.

Meditate on these questions: seek the truth they contain.

1) Are you willing to be tidy, and not smell?
2) Are you of decent attractiveness (if female), or of
3) Are you one or more of the following: geek, gamer, motorcyclist, car modder, horticulturalist, sacrament bearer, student, able to get us cheap stuff, musician?
4) Do you have a chariot?
5) Were you born no earlier than 1980?
6) Do you have any music gear?
7) Are you willing to partake of one of the many sacraments?

Once these have given up their answers, you may be admitted into the Brotherhood with wide arms, and have a jolly good time too.

Peace and Love

(end copy+paste from other forum)

Teetotalers need not apply
Mt Albert
10mins drunken stuble to 24hr BP and a super licquor
train station about 15mins away.
3 stages into town
off street but uncovered parking soon to have ground anchor installed

[SARGE]

heheh ... far out man ... i just googled " gay/lesbian flatmates wanted" and added a link to this post to a few sites..


good luck

[pyrocam]

I'll bet it wasnt hard you just had to put the 'g' into google and it came up with that search out of your autocomplete list huh?

[SARGE]

I'll bet it wasnt hard you just had to put the 'g' into google and it came up with that search out of your autocomplete list huh?

well... Dover uses this computer too

and he DOES need to make a few $$ to pay for his insurance..

[Sparky Bills]

Is your 100% paint stripper availible on tap?

[pyrocam]

I will be upgrading my still soon enough, btw sparky, remind me to say hello first week of jan.